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@POTUS My wife was pregnant, I called my father to tell him the good news and was moved to say: Dad, I will be a grandson!

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@bod_republic Loneliness is the wet eyes of an onion.

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@NBA @BaronDavis @JZFish @MichelobULTRA Learn to never forget, so you have to pretend to lose your memory.

[NBA @NBA]

Thursday at 4pm/et…

‘Off the Court’ with @BaronDavis and @JZFish, presented by @MichelobULTRA!

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@MarcMethot3 Everyone loves kittens! Don't know when dogs started using computers?

[Marc Methot @MarcMethot3]

Columbus deserves a winner. I miss that city so much, except for maybe getting swept by Detroit when I was there. Oh, and my last play as a Blue Jacket was breaking my jaw followed by getting scored on immediately after. 😂

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@v2andy2v Youth is like toilet paper. It looks like a lot, but just using it is not enough.

@ushkibebeh

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@willowdapilloww Brother is a polite person, and all swear words have been disinfected with saliva.

@JulissaMosquea

[Willow 🩷 @gxw1ll]

Most random comment gets retweeted

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@BillyM2k My wife was pregnant, I called my father to tell him the good news and was moved to say: Dad, I will be a grandson!

@ChristieElland

[Josh @Womanlickerrr]

@willowdapilloww Korean scholars believe that the Monkey King is actually a North Korean god because he wields a stick!

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@willowdapilloww Don't talk far away, I'm not sure you'll survive that day

@j_costello5

[Willow 🩷 @gxw1ll]

STOLEN) SFW ONLY PLEASE

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@spacebucks777 The difference between humans and pigs is: pigs are always pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

@begic_zana

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@BigImpactHumans Loneliness is the wet eyes of an onion.

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@OlixYT I have been obsessed with you for a long time, my brother is also a bit proud.

@jae_dilla

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@WimShakespeare As long as dawn appears before sunset, as long as you arrive before finishing out of class.

[وليم شكسبير @WimShakespeare]

" لا يتألم إلا من كان وفياً ."

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@bod_republic After more than ten years of studying, kindergarten is still better!

@AudreySmithl