Pat Gallagher

sr swe — thoughts are my own

[Pat Gallagher @PatPiff]

A boomer trying to sound cool: “this song smacks”

[Pat Gallagher @PatPiff]

Is #subway basing their marketing on #community? Corpo-humanoids, really? Art imitates life; life imitates art.

[Pat Gallagher @PatPiff]

If you try to be a #postdoc with only a master’s degree, they just end up putting you in charge of a post office.

[Pat Gallagher @PatPiff]

I think we should get rid of all the age minimums in the Constitution and replace them with maximums.

[Pat Gallagher @PatPiff]

Old habits die hard

[Pat Gallagher @PatPiff]

Only took six months in the new house for me to file a FOIA with the village we moved to 😂

[Pat Gallagher @PatPiff]

Impractical Jokers is basically a polite version of Jackass

[Pat Gallagher @PatPiff]

Bluetooth is one of the most unreliable wireless protocols, damn.

[Pat Gallagher @PatPiff]

If you ask me what my sign is, I will politely ask you to leave

[Pat Gallagher @PatPiff]

Horoscopes are pseudoscience. The stars and planets do not give a fuck about you: they are nonsentient celestial objects.

[Pat Gallagher @PatPiff]

And now I want to hear a @sixsaidit x @Lhiroyd remix 😂

[Pat Gallagher @PatPiff]

I keep hearing this funky beat everywhere:
https://t.co/InsXRSCE8S

[Pat Gallagher @PatPiff]

https://t.co/PxdVd6wC2T

[Pat Gallagher @PatPiff]

https://t.co/e8iIT8LvZg

[Pat Gallagher @PatPiff]

I was working on our mobile app the other day and it felt really weird running Android Studio on an M2 Mac

[Pat Gallagher @PatPiff]

Convergence

[Pat Gallagher @PatPiff]

It’s like all these superhero movies

[Pat Gallagher @PatPiff]

@taylorswift13 doesn’t know how to write original songs, so she decided to rerecord her entire discography

[Pat Gallagher @PatPiff]

https://t.co/sJ0vDKuKIw - soundtrack to Twitter’s destruction

[Pat Gallagher @PatPiff]

It’s fun to see Twitter imploding in real time. What a world we live in!