Worlds No1 Dad.

Husband to Elizabeth. Father to Charles, Sophie and Ian. Grandpa to Shitface, Glenda and the rest..

[Worlds No1 Dad. @PatriarchRay]

Convinced Charles’s biological father is the curly haired owner of the bakery store up that was based down the street from us.

[Worlds No1 Dad. @PatriarchRay]

Charles victims I hate Charles’s baby pictures if anyone wants to tease him?

[Worlds No1 Dad. @PatriarchRay]

Liz, Where is my dinner?

[Worlds No1 Dad. @PatriarchRay]

Charles has curly hair and the owner of the bakery store down the street from us had curly hair… Liz, anything you’d like to share?

[Worlds No1 Dad. @PatriarchRay]

The day Charles was born I was the happiest man alive..what a downgrade.

[Worlds No1 Dad. @PatriarchRay]

Does that mean I’ve been upgraded to socks?

[Worlds No1 Dad. @PatriarchRay]

The wife would agree.

[🦇🧛 Steven 🧛🦇 (Parody) @BattyInTheSun]

Got to help the economy somehow right?

[Worlds No1 Dad. @PatriarchRay]

What because some weirdo in a mask tells me too? We’ve had enough shit with Charles over the years. My son is also a slasher.. a better one than you. I mean what’s with the mask?! Sit down and have a candy cane.

[Worlds No1 Dad. @PatriarchRay]

She’s madder than I thought.

[Worlds No1 Dad. @PatriarchRay]

Keep it up and the wife would invite you in for a gingerbread latte. She seems to love the crazies!

[𝐌𝗔𝗠𝗠𝗔 𝕽𝙰𝚈 . #ParodyAccount @INFAMOUSM0THER]

Bowing knife last seen in the hands of Glenda. My 14 year old is crying his eyes out thanks a lot. He has a lot of memories with that gem do the right thing and return it. 👍🏻

[Worlds No1 Dad. @PatriarchRay]

Just what this place needs. More lunatics!

[Worlds No1 Dad. @PatriarchRay]

I was forced into early retirement when Charles tried to strangle a customer in 1967.

[Worlds No1 Dad. @PatriarchRay]

I’m an average guy. Born and raised in New Jersey, I worked as a store manager at Target for 7 years, I’m married and have 3 children and yet my family make the Addams family look average.

[Worlds No1 Dad. @PatriarchRay]

I’m an average guy. Born and raised in New Jersey, I worked as a store manager at Target for 7 years, I’m married and have 3 children and yet my family make the Addams family look average.

[Worlds No1 Dad. @PatriarchRay]

We’ll exchange Charles for Kenny.

[Worlds No1 Dad. @PatriarchRay]

Meet the new Charles Lee Ray.
About time we replaced the other one.

[Worlds No1 Dad. @PatriarchRay]

Charles dead again? The Ray family is killed and brought back more times than Kenny from South Park

[Worlds No1 Dad. @PatriarchRay]

Sighs.

[Worlds No1 Dad. @PatriarchRay]

Oh yes - the tinsel incident. Ian was about 2 it took forever down at the emergency department. Of course Elizabeth and Charles carried on unwrapping Christmas presents..

[Worlds No1 Dad. @PatriarchRay]

This is not a normal family.

[𝐌𝗔𝗠𝗠𝗔 𝕽𝙰𝚈 . #ParodyAccount @INFAMOUSM0THER]

You made mommy laugh! You were such a little silly billy 🙈❤️