Patrick M. Egan

Author who needs an agent. Professional goof. Lover of music, alcohol, food, the Cubs, NCAA basketball, and tattoos. What else do you need?

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@JimDeshaies FYI, Charlie Weaver was a character played by an actor named Cliff Arquette. He was also the grandfather of Rosanna, Patricia and David Arquette

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@BleacherNation Because they are all swinging for the fences when a single could have cleared the bases. Really makes me wonder what kind of *advice* they're are getting from their coaches.

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#FallonBookClub
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@jimmyfallon #FallonBookClub
Hey, Jimmy!
Please consider reading my latest novel. It's about a group of recent high school graduates working at a movie theater during the summer of 1980.
I think you'll really like it!
https://t.co/DjlZNiwX8y

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@troopmeta @LeadingReport You spelled "Troll" wrong.

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@BleacherNation Be Here For (Sh)it

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@m_susie22 @ABC7Chicago Have you hit your head recently?

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@realWTGTD @LaurenceWHolmes Wow. You are all kinds of asshole.

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@LaurenceWHolmes I kinda understand why Alan Williams left. The defense is starting to affect my health, too.

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@ChicagoBears I kinda understand why Alan Williams left. The defense is starting to affect my health, too. #Bears #ChicagoBears #670TheScore

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@NBCSBears @thekapman @CoachWannstedt @LanceBriggs @alexbrown96 #asktheaftershow Why aren't Alex and Lance our coach or GM? You know more than anyone we have now.

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@ofctimallen Tim Allen...to idiocy, and beyond!

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@ChicagoBears #MikeMartzIsAJackass

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@chicagosky @alliequigley Too bad ESPN doesn't care enough about Women's basketball to actually show the contest. Would have been nice to see the SCHEDULED PROGRAM. No way they would have skipped showing a Men's Skills game.

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@WatchMarquee

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@Cubs @ARizzo44

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@HeyTweetHarry @thekapman @LaurenceWHolmes @leilarahimi @DavidHaugh @ChuckGarfien
#ChicagoCubs #RizzoForever #Rizzo #RizzoTrade

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@NBCSBears "Wims" is the word describing the sound a ball makes as it flies through your hands

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@Jim_Jordan In 2020, Coronavirus cases and deaths spiked in Florida, Ohio, Iowa, Kansas, Tennessee and Texas.
All states run by Republicans.
This is what happens when you don't give a shit about the people you represent.