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[Portugoatnacho#Messibdor @EmilioPorteqzq]

SHARIA LAW EVERYWHERE

MANDATORY SEX CHANGE FOR MINORS

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS GET DOUBLE PAY

[Angelobeta @Angelobeta99]

Squad went to "go vote" instead of searching for the Pirate Token

[Maruichi✨✨ @Maaruichi55]

"dad, i'm gay" ok
"dad, i'm lesbian" ok
"dad, i'm trans" ok
"dad, i'm non-binary" ok

"dad, I hate Persona 5 Royal"

[brandon* @brndxix]

“please speed i need this”

[vopsea .ᐟ @luvistarzii]

.@charliekirk11 GO VOTE NIGGA!!!!!

[Prime @prime_pics151]

Teammate talking about some ‘revive me’ when there’s an unopened chest next to his body

[cav empty @cavempty_]

if i ever did kill myself it would involve a lot of symbolism and easter eggs as a nod to longtime supporters and fans of the franchise

[sintashta 𖹭 𐂃𐂅 @traumlallerin]

do you ever be laying in your warm comfy bed while your alarm for work is going off thinking what if i just shot myself in the head instead

[Unused @UnusedDumbass]

#nsfwaudio Moaning fingering my pussy >_< #nsfw #nsfwtwt #moaning #moans

[jett @meugenics]

‘why did you fail NNN?’

[Goku @Goku]

Just received word from King Kai. Patrick Stewart has passed through the Other World Check-In Station.

[🤺 @philfanacc]

Rudy Gobert indestructible

[Bangkok Fumiko - ฟูมิโกะแห่งประเทศไทย @BangkokFumiko]

still the MOST relevant tweet ever

[Oxyde @oxydekath]

I dont "goon" and "squirt" out of my "girldick" I FAP and SHOOT ROPE out of my FOIDCOCK

[BlueBoyScout 🥙 #ThankYouKubo @avoidrobin]

Quand un mec japonais essaie de se suicider mais que même son suicide a le rythme de One Piece

[THERUSSIANBADGER @DARUSSIANBADGER]

consuming deadlock art while knowing nothing about deadlock is so fun because why is this unemployed dragon gargoyle latina at a job interview after she just saved harlem from the mafia like batman

[MahomesToKelce @kcmojimmy]

Idc if I get fired, I am a proud supporter of ICE.

My name is Harrison Butker and I work for the Kansas City Chiefs.