Patrick Alland

Everyone has to sleep at night.

[Fuzzy's Taco Shop @fuzzystacoshop]

$1 tacos all day tomorrow. RT to save a life.

[Paul Myerberg @PaulMyerberg]

NDSU has 6 wins against the FBS since 2010. Kansas has 7.

[Patrick Alland @PatRick_StCloud]

S/o to the guys working the field goal nets at BPS right now. #GoPokes

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

VIDEO: Jason Kipnis messes with Rougned Odor, delighting the Rangers bench https://t.co/ODo6dwBzqc

[Patrick Alland @PatRick_StCloud]

@LeAnnLizYadon poor choice of signature move.

[Patrick Alland @PatRick_StCloud]

Just woke up from a dream/nightmare where Daniel Tosh was Donald Trump's running mate... Not sure what was real and what wasn't.

[Russell Westbrook @russwest44]

Friday's Mood #whynot

[Patrick Alland @PatRick_StCloud]

I love seeing all of the different facial expressions of people at the airport.

[CNN Politics @CNNPolitics]

Amid spying fears, it's Pokemon No on Pentagon phones https://t.co/hp4leCmUuY via @tomlobianco

[Patrick Alland @PatRick_StCloud]

It bothers me how unnecessarily large and inefficient the name bibs are for these Olympic runners. #RoadToRio

[Patrick Alland @PatRick_StCloud]

Currently critiquing Olympic performances while on my couch eating peanut butter from the jar. #RoadToRio

[FitWorth @FitWorth]

Congratulations to @MayorBetsyPrice on killing it at the #FWMayorsTriathlon for Day 14 of #TourdeFW!

[SB Nation NBA @SBNationNBA]

What today must feel like for Thunder fans

[Patrick Alland @PatRick_StCloud]

.@LeAnnLizYadon duly noted https://t.co/q1LhRZYBwJ

[Bicycling Magazine @BicyclingMag]

Reach for these snacks post-happy hour: https://t.co/MV7gDE3vhU

[Patrick Alland @PatRick_StCloud]

.@LeAnnLizYadon https://t.co/5qHwcKy9HP

[Patrick Alland @PatRick_StCloud]

Cleveland acting like they've never won a championship before.

[Patrick Alland @PatRick_StCloud]

Should have shot left handed. Would've been the headline tomorrow.

[Patrick Alland @PatRick_StCloud]

@PatRick_StCloud I also feel sorry for anyone who foots his grocery bill. Guy looks like a bear. #cws @lukenb9

[Patrick Alland @PatRick_StCloud]

I feel sorry for anyone on the receiving end of a Luken Baker high-five. #cws