Dr. Harris, if you're nasty

Queer, Black, Shakespearean with a flair for sarcasm and fashion. Freshly-minted PhD. If you like me, pay me. Pronouns: he/they

[Dr. Harris, if you're nasty @patrickaaron89]

Everyday I open this app and the discourse always got me like

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Needs repeating every few days…

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

I hate everything going on right now and WHAT’S WORSE is that stupidest ppl you know are very happy

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@ISASaxonists Dope! Can’t wait!

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@badinfinity2 Yuck

[Kiwi 🥝✨ @KiwiOnTheSticks]

It’s “unkempt”, not “unkept”

It’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked” your interest

It’s “a part of” or “apart from”, not “apart of”

It’s “to each his own”, not “to each is own”

It’s “moot” point, not “mute” point

[Dr. Harris, if you're nasty @patrickaaron89]

Somebody’s pockets feeling a little light?

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@badinfinity2 Yesss

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@SouthAsianBuoy Congratulations 🥳

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@badinfinity2 ¡Hola!

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@SouthAsianBuoy Wishing you all the best in this final push!

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@badinfinity2 Happy Birthday 🥳

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@RezekJoe The problem is they fundamentally don’t believe us or care when we say this

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@SouthAsianBuoy It’s a lot like the end of a psychological thriller. Best of luck!

(If it gets to the point that it feels like your bones are dissolving then you definitely need to take a nap)

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@ISASaxonists Now why are you posting this possessed ventriloquist dummy where just anybody could see??

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@Tenisha_mc Congratulations!

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

💤

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@ISASaxonists Beautiful! Also, pretty sure the algo is suppressing your posts bc I almost never see them anymore and I’m on here way too much for that.

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@SouthAsianBuoy None of my several advanced degrees helped in understanding any of that

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@badinfinity2 at the disco

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@badinfinity2 I have, famously, never produced a large anything. Certainly not a cell.