Patrick Edmiston

Just a photographer trying to change the world...

[Patrick Edmiston @PatrickAtPHOCO]

Starting a new band and toying with the name Patrick E and the Meat Sweats... What do you think? #obviouslyiwillplaycowbell

[Patrick Edmiston @PatrickAtPHOCO]

Turns out #DonaldDrumpf is more qualified to be Secretary of Da Fence... #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

[Patrick Edmiston @PatrickAtPHOCO]

I can already see myself downloading tinder for Valentine's Day…

[Patrick Edmiston @PatrickAtPHOCO]

Are mail-order brides still a thing? #youretellingmetheresachance

[Patrick Edmiston @PatrickAtPHOCO]

I don't believe in ghosts; I've never seen one, but isn't the trumpet playing haunting on this album!? #theuntimelydeathofbrad #fif

[Patrick Edmiston @PatrickAtPHOCO]

Not winning the Powerball has really put a cramp into my 2016 plans… I hope the Nigerian prince will return all of the money I just sent him

[Patrick Edmiston @PatrickAtPHOCO]

Who wants to have a Powerball viewing party and help me celebrate my winnings? Drinks are on me, obviously! #bigwinner #24

[Patrick Edmiston @PatrickAtPHOCO]

If someone post 20 times a day to Snapchat, I immediately assume they have even fewer friends and I do… #putyourphonedown

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Broncos Quietly Bury Peyton Manning In Unmarked Grave Next To Stadium https://t.co/Ch19UkjnBr

[Patrick Edmiston @PatrickAtPHOCO]

The inventor of the popcorn ceiling, along with everyone who installed them, should be tried for crimes against humanity! #deepthoughts

[ESPN @espn]

ICYMI: A serviceman who just completed his fifth tour in Afghanistan surprised his family at @UF's Swamp: http://t.co/9FdxvPOcPB

[Patrick Edmiston @PatrickAtPHOCO]

Does anyone want to go as princess Diana for #TourDeFat? I will go as the paparazzi and chase you around until you crash! #stilltoosoon

[Patrick Edmiston @PatrickAtPHOCO]

I am now going into the Free-Range Flower Business! We make sure the flowers have lived a good life before you get them! #FreeRange

[Patrick Edmiston @PatrickAtPHOCO]

Approximately 47% of the reason why I'm still single is having a mom the corrected my grammar. #ifeelbad #noyoudontyoufeelbadly #idiot

[Patrick Edmiston @PatrickAtPHOCO]

Receiving Rockies notifications on my phone is getting quite depressing...

[Patrick Edmiston @PatrickAtPHOCO]

@art_smarts I was notified that you tweeted at me, but I don't see it. I'm fine with you using my Instagram feed.

[Patrick Edmiston @PatrickAtPHOCO]

Who needs a diet when you can just buy black pants… #blackisthenewskinny

[Patrick Edmiston @PatrickAtPHOCO]

I'm creating a CRM for dating that allows you to connect multiple profiles, gives you tasks and updates, and allows you to rank potentials!

[Patrick Edmiston @PatrickAtPHOCO]

@batterybabe14 what was it?

[Patrick Edmiston @PatrickAtPHOCO]

I sometimes post bad photos to Instagram just to see which girls I'm currently dating…