The family ginger bread house contest found a new champion this year. @BuschBeer it’s time to bring out the sponsorship. Five days to make my final 2021 goal. 30 cans of golden elixir please. #makemeapro#sponsorship#BuschSponsorship
Dear @BuschBeer, Simply not the same marketable material, but please excuse me, I was exhausted. If you still want to make me a pro athlete, same price of 30 cold ones. I promise, I can pull myself together for a few pictures for the next add campaign. #makemeapro#3rdplace#100k
Another piece of equipment to be used for that sweet, sweet marketing material. Sponsorship cost cheap at 30 golden delicious cans of Busch Lattes to be consumed with Busch Yachtte (plz drink responsibly). @BuschBeer hit me up! @ohhyoubetcha#boysarebuzzin#sponsored#makemeapro
Another one that could be added to the @BuschBeer marketing material. Lightning bolt beard and all. A little 3rd place finish to go along with the image. Hit me up when you want to talk sponsorship. My price is low.
The highlights don’t stop @BuschBeer. 50KM completion picture. Wouldn’t be the same without this delicious elixir in the snow. Same rate, 24 cans of golden delicious.
Yesterday, after 17 days, completed the 300+ mile thru hike of The Superior Hiking Trail. Could have used 24 of these delightful lattes. @BuschBeer let me know if you need this for marketing. Going rate is 24 cans of delicious gold.
Dear @GeneralMills, it’s my birthday this weekend and my wife and I have been scouring stores across the Twin Cities for the Mississippi mud brownie mix. It seems to have been discontinued. Please bring this mix back immediately or please send me the recipe. 4ever yours, Patrick