Patrick Barker

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[Patrick Barker @Patrickjb666]

“there’s no female shakespeare because there’s no female jack the ripper” took a minute for me to understand

[Patrick Barker @Patrickjb666]

what’s killing the game VAR inconsistency or scruffy spanish twats who can’t stay on their feet 🥱

[Patrick Barker @Patrickjb666]

no kfc in galway woke

[Patrick Barker @Patrickjb666]

i hope we don’t get bombed on a friday i’d be fucking livid, monday morning job if i’ve ever seen one

[Patrick Barker @Patrickjb666]

in the gym farting my head off looking at folk like they did it 😛

[Patrick Barker @Patrickjb666]

@bet365 why can’t i withdraw my money from my account

[Patrick Barker @Patrickjb666]

eni aluko spanner 🔧

[Patrick Barker @Patrickjb666]

@TifeRMFC brazil

[Patrick Barker @Patrickjb666]

people fuming cos nicki minaj said boys be boys but no one bats an eyelid at 10 year olds having sex changes worlds on its ass 🤣

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Mata:

“Bruno is punished for daring. Take risks, drag United forward… and somehow, he’s ‘the problem’. If KDB wore red, they’d call him reckless too. Funny how history works. They’ll complain now… then build nostalgia montages when he’s gone.”

[Patrick Barker @Patrickjb666]

shit odds rather stick a tenner on bet 365

[Wealth @wealth_united_]

🚨: Whoever predicts the full-time score of this game gets $50 and a massive shoutout.

Must be following so I can Dm you

[Patrick Barker @Patrickjb666]

genuinely excited to watch united today not had this feeling in a long time let’s see how long it lasts…

[Patrick Barker @Patrickjb666]

@demetrimitche11 some male the rules others follow you decide

[Demetri Mitchell @demetrimitche11]

Wish I was a failed wonderkid… truth is, I was never quite there. Always felt like a 4 star potential - just short of 5.

5⭐️ potential was like: Adnan, Angel, Rashy, Gribbo, James Wilson, Fosu-Mensah.

4⭐️ was: me, Scott, Harrop, Ro-Shaun, CBJ, Buffonge, Redmond.

[Dev Bajwa @ammandev]

These aren’t normal numbers.

He’s made them feel normal.

That’s how good he’s been. 👏🏽

[Patrick Barker @Patrickjb666]

is monday a bank holiday then ?

[Patrick Barker @Patrickjb666]

when dortmund and madrid fans travel to wembley to get faced with 8 pound pints of budweiser out of a can

[Patrick Barker @Patrickjb666]

could spend hours just watching clips of berbatov what a player man