Patrick jones

[Patrick jones @PatrickJonesss]

@SaffronBarker do you like the metallic writing

[Patrick jones @PatrickJonesss]

That bar crawl tho. Was close to tears

[Patrick jones @PatrickJonesss]

The forgetter

[Patrick jones @PatrickJonesss]

@sosautd @benhatesnufc Thats the point, even if they are shit this season they’ll spunk another 200m next year

[Patrick jones @PatrickJonesss]

Turn up teacakes

[Patrick jones @PatrickJonesss]

@jemethersVEVO 💖

[Patrick jones @PatrickJonesss]

Anyone else think ive got a better pass than joe linton?

[Patrick jones @PatrickJonesss]

Some see the world in insurance claims

[Patrick jones @PatrickJonesss]

Sean steur to man city for £130m in 2029 you heard it here first

[Patrick jones @PatrickJonesss]

A hoop sesh with heavy d would actually heal me @DavidWright8128

[Patrick jones @PatrickJonesss]

I know you are but what am i is the year 5 totem of undying

[Patrick jones @PatrickJonesss]

What hovel did you crawl out of

[Patrick jones @PatrickJonesss]

I must tell you about the time i gave my tiny tim at the chantry crucible

[Patrick jones @PatrickJonesss]

Golf is hope and thats good enough for us

[Patrick jones @PatrickJonesss]

Saw someone parked they’re audi under a conker tree. Put is down if i ever get that stupid man

[Patrick jones @PatrickJonesss]

Im waiting for the next luke littler stinker- Loot Lakeler

[Patrick jones @PatrickJonesss]

@Marzy_1 @Ewatty7 @cufcjoel She’s alright thanks

[NUFCThreatLevel @NUFCThreatLevel]

Kevin Keegan’s words at the signing of Alan Shearer, 1996. #NUFC

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Fartin in the mixer

[Patrick jones @PatrickJonesss]

Meet is at the marcelo bielsa mural in keswick