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@Dan_Shaughnessy Your Twitter has been comically quiet since this turnaround happened. July must’ve been a brutal month for you.

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@Rtea44 @Korey_Michael @awfulannouncing @sophaller By your rationale, it’s perfectly fine that 10 biological men took away spots from 10 biological women. It’s not okay. Whether it’s 10, 100, or even 1, you’re not in the right on this take. Trans women should not ever compete with cis-women in high level athletics.

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@MattCostello00 @DannyPicard I think this is satire cuz it would literally leave the Sox with almost no one. But if it’s not, it’s incredible.

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@MasshealthCom @MattMcCarthy985 @RedSox He pitched 7 scoreless and struck out 8. I get being negative about this team but if you’re complaining about Early then you just refuse to be positive.

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@CJ_Dexter_ @bigjimmurray ‘Officially a bust’ is an incredible declaration. F&M listeners are truly the worst kind of sports fan.

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@bigjimmurray @RedSox This is an obscene overreaction even for you. Christ, man. It’s fucking March.

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@cardinalsox @MattMcCarthy985 McCarthy never overreacts or overpronounces his Rs

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@Pats41088 @MKehoe88 @MattMcCarthy985 Exactly. Holy Christ these people have short term memories. What sucks is he’ll probably be exhausted by July unless Cora manages him right the first half of the season. Dude pitched his ass off the whole WBC. The walk sucked but no shame in giving up a double to Suarez.

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@MattMcCarthy985 How quickly you gonna try and run him outta town the first chance you get when he struggles?

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@farhaaaad @bostonradio Absolutely spot on. The difference in Murray between his F&M gig and Saturdays with Gasper is night and day.

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@b_radisrad14 @RyanJ_Heath ‘Absolutely whiffing’ on Campbell and Henderson? Or Maye and Campbell? Either way that’s a completely preposterous way to describe any of the 3 picks. Maybe give these dudes more than a season or two before making such absurd proclamations.

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@JulienHoez This tweet hurts me personally and I will lose sleep over it.

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@MKehoe88 @ColeyMick Duran, one of Tolle/Early, Campbell and a 1st gets it done

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@YankeeLibrarian @bigjimmurray @TonyMassarotti But but but I thought only Boston fans overrated their own players??

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@bigjimmurray Double your Escitalopram dosage bud. Your curmudgeon facade is so goddamn tired.

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@BradGuldemond @TheSkippersView If Skubal continues this pace then yes, he’s 100% the deserved winner. But don’t act like it’s not close. Disingenuous. Without Crochet the Sox are a .500 team this year, if not worse.

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@MattMcCarthy985 ‘But Mike, the kid only has 3 HRs. He may as well be Andrew Benintendi, Mike. Murray I assume you already want him gone.’

‘Correct, Mazz. The kid is clearly just another dime a dozen prospect. Nothing special. I’m out on Anthony.’

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@MattMcCarthy985 Except when he was here you hated him. So did Mazz. Go pronounce your Rs harder dude.

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@Jared_Carrabis It’s a good thing Steve was definitely wearing a hat way too low on his head so he didn’t feel anything.

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@remartin_34 If the Sox won yesterday would you have still tweeted this?