Padlock

Mostly parody or dad one liners/puns..follow for a laugh or to see me annoy tories 😁 DMs open to sane people

might reply in limerick
#jokes #humour #wit

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@deathtospinach I got a message on here last week asking would I swap my daughter (in the pic) for 50 cows.. weirdo.

On a different note do you know where I can buy a cheap grazing field?

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@johnny997594342 Mate your mum sorted all the unhappy scousers out.. her mouth must be rough now.. did she find the get out of jail free card or is she still gobbling?

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@RuudAzz Hahahaha.. clearly another poison to Man Utd.. I love it.. I hope you keep ETH coz he’s shit 🤣🤣

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@SirJamieH Don’t blame a random nottingham policeman.. your team is shit

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@MrXtrade @TheShowtimeReds They will win 100% because they have value and ETH doesn’t 🤣🤣

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@TheShowtimeReds Are you for real?? How many managers have 4 fall outs per season?? He’s clearly a cunt.. your players don’t like him and don’t want to play for him. He’s already finished

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@JustPhaze @mcfc9320group Pep fucked up. But pep buys glory not raises it.. we all know that.. he’s a fucking conman 🤣 and soon he will leave you and be an absent conman

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@mcfc9320group Doesn’t change the fact pep fucked up.. stop gobbling his imaginary bollocks.. he fucked up

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@jordan_graeme @DaithiMUFC No he didn’t.. Chelsea did

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@DzintraSullivan Genuine story my brother told my mum he was moving to Glasgow and my mum said you will get mugged and https://t.co/rvbjf4bJkJ laughed and said it’s a stereotype and arrived in Glasgow and got attacked 10 mins after leaving the coach station 🤣🤣 were scousers so it was normal 🤣

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@Joe24599184 They said we was out of Europe when Barca beat us 3-0.. how did that pan out?

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@prehmuk @CoppellRob The fact with your deduction proves the bottom three are worse 🤣

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@MCFC_Sam320 Don’t worry about Chelsea.. Americans get bored easily.. he will be out before you no it.. it’s nations that don’t get bored coz having shares in England means they have a say on our political board

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@DarrenC57674180 @Gazwarrington Let’s say 8 seasons to be correct.. unless you want to count the half of season he did with another man’s squad .. that striker is a man you would rather with you than without..and as for gakpo.. we’ll ok maybe your right there.. see I’m happy to admit that.

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@DarrenC57674180 @Gazwarrington Thank you for saying I’m handsome that was sweet of you, but you have dodged everything I put to you. And now you end with a lie.. I lost respect for you then.. why did you lie again with the 10 year thing when you know his reign will never even reach 9 years? Lying mancs again🤣

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@DarrenC57674180 @Gazwarrington The truth was arrived at the moment I replied to your initial post.. you continued.. I’m pretty sure if I looked into it, being eristic doesn’t involve the changing of the argument once you have lost. Feel free to continue to educate me.. we’re never to old to learn 👍🏻

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@Stonesology No idea what your talking about but the fact you said pep asked him to stay and start.. we’ll that’s bull shit.. they are not peps words or mannerisms at all.. he doesn’t ask people to stay.. and he doesn’t tell people they will start if they stay

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@DarrenC57674180 @Gazwarrington Haha is that coz I already proved your original point wrong so you changed it.. I countered that point so you made another excuse.. but yeah.. the scouser is to blame not the mental manc 🤣🤣

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@DarrenC57674180 @Gazwarrington No if you read back you will see I’m throwing your own words back at you with your own player.. I have already pointed out Nunez has more than a 1 in 2 games goal involvement.. so now I’m replying to your messages

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@AstridWett @ChelseaFC She’s a chubby little funster

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@DarrenC57674180 @Gazwarrington We paid 10m more than the Man City loaned to West Ham because he’s fat 🤣🤣 what’s his goal/assist ratio?