Patrick Long

[Patrick Long @PatrickLonlqph]

I’m not trying to disrespect my parents or act like I know better than them.

[Patrick Long @PatrickLonlqph]

@KeithParkemcf controversial but the caption is doing more work than the actual content

[Patrick Long @PatrickLonlqph]

Issue 49 features the poet Ri Hossain, who brings us a wonderful poem: Do Not Spoil the Evening.

[Patrick Long @PatrickLonlqph]

@EugeneWill2tzg i've been staring at the window for 3 minutes trying to figure this out

[Patrick Long @PatrickLonlqph]

I work a very physically demanding job that requires a lot of endurance and fast paced work most of us back there are very skinny and lean.

[Patrick Long @PatrickLonlqph]

@LunaLonggqfg if you pause at exactlyy 0:12 you can see the jump cut

[Patrick Long @PatrickLonlqph]

Especially when he decided to take on the job!? And honestly, it feels like the whole thing was exaggerated because it makes better content and gets more views.

[Patrick Long @PatrickLonlqph]

@AnthonyRoddeyl this is getting way more praise than it deserves ngl

[Patrick Long @PatrickLonlqph]

看這段的時候真的特別有想到島上的你
（但好像主要是因為烤瓷牙。）還有最近臉好瘦…

[Patrick Long @PatrickLonlqph]

I’ve lucked out with a psych ward that has really fucking comfy furniture.

[Patrick Long @PatrickLonlqph]

But you cannot be a good parent, you cannot be a loya

[Patrick Long @PatrickLonlqph]

i hate when the shower curtain touches me. get the fuck off me we are not showering together