PatrickMazuca

Too Much Reality TV

[PatrickMazuca @PatrickMazuca]

Little Brother: “Have you had your first kiss yet?”
Me: “I’m 25!?”
Little Brother: “That’s ok, it will happen for you one day.” #mentorship

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@Fabletics customer service on returns so bad I just cancelled my entire account. Should be embarrassed

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@BB_Updates FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH WHEN IS PART 3

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@TheTayMack I'm just watching #TAR and Joseph made it seem like y'all didn't know the cast was ALL BB Alumni. Is this true? Was the rumor mill not milling?!

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With the week we’ve had, girl me too

[Jason Reid @JasonReidx]

Someone needs to put a new light bulb in Melania.

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@RobHasApodcast @ArmstrongTaran I only listen to Taran as 1.5X so this was jarring to me.

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@RobHasApodcast @robcesternino I've figured it out.

It's ELSBETH only on CBS

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@sharontharp IT BETTER BE JANKY

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Unfortunately the Trump-Musk breakup is “Villa Worthy” drama #LoveIslandUSA

[Josh Sorbe @joshsorbe]

This messy Trump-Musk breakup is truly the gayest thing about pride month

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@realityysimp lol please look at Mary

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@RobHasApodcast How dare you disrespect “playing with the boys” montage

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@robcesternino @Chappells_Show HE SAID THE THING!!!!

[Brian Cohen @CohenBrian_]

You know who would love that free beach WiFi? #Survivor

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I’m gonna say the thing some of you are too afraid to say. Put big Wendy on the Traitors and make her a traitor. #TheTraitorsUS #survivor

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I’m a sucker for an older man and his island daughter storyline #Survivor48

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Historic win for Tom Sandoval this evening. That makes the score:
Tom - 1
Ariana - 5M

#TheTraitors

[julia @sunnyreynoldss]

SHE’S GONNA TEACH HIM TO READ

[PatrickMazuca @PatrickMazuca]

Loose… Jesus rough morning

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@CohenBrian_ we have a really lose term for All Stars now huh

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@Realitytv__fan Is it just Turbo vs everyone?