Do other parents (new or at least when it would have been relevant) look at their baby monitor and say something like “good job” when the kid self soothes back to sleep as if they can hear you and appreciate the acknowledgment? #Parenting
OH, CAPTAIN OUR CAPTAIN! 👏 👏 👏
Alexander Ovechkin becomes the @NHL's all-time leading scorer with goal number EIGHT HUNDRED NINETY-FIVE. Unbelievable.
#Gr8Chase by @Venture_Global | @Capitals
With all these executive orders being signed, can I pitch an executive order banning single ply toilet paper? Just a thought but something I could really get behind…
Jim Larrañaga on why he’s stepping down:
"I'm exhausted... What shocked me beyond belief, was after we made the Final Four, 8 of my players said they were gonna leave. You have to ask yourself, as a coach, what is this all about?"