Patrick Palony

Professional Nerd. Not paid, but a Professional Nerd, MCLP.

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Pro: you get Marty Smith’s hair
Con: there’s a scarily aging portrait in your attic

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Prime out here with the most fire intro in racing since… shit I dunno

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THE ALLEGATIONS ARE WRONG I DIDN’T LICK THE MORMON WASP

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PUT ALAN SILVESTRI’S DELTA FORCE DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS.

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@dirtrackr got my first set of @EargasmEarplugs for my first ever trip to the 500 this week.

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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOYS
LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO

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@martyrmade dropping Episode two of Enemy on my birthday weekend beats the hell out of the rare sci-fi hardcover I just found.

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Either some polygons failed to render or that is an Ocarina of time lookin ass GTR

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I swear to god Antonio Garcia is a DARPA research project.
His hairline hasn’t moved in 15 years

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Hi to Scott Pruett’s family at home.

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God
Ollie Gavin is an absolute NATURAL in the booth

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Whether it be a rubber slick surface like Atomic or sandy like tonight, Brady freakin Bacon is gonna show up on a traction limited track and run errybody for they foams.

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AYOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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@PrimeVideo Scarpetta is to Cornwell’s novels as Cruise’s Reacher is to Lee Child’s novels, completely lacking everything that makes the books great.

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So @PrimeVideo just fucking ruined and speedrun Dr Kay Scarpetta. That was some late term Sci-Fy Channel shit.

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Well
Prime’s adaptation of Cornwell’s Scarpetta novels drops soon. I’ll be surprised if it’s above a 6/10.

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Just to let y’all know
I’m still playing Freebird

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Whoever is putting the dubbing together for the backing instruments is about a second off of everything. That was fucking embarassing #SuperBowlLX

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Brock Zearfoss comeback season??!!

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If I’m Ellis I’m keeping my helmet on for the next two and a half hours, because I imagine there’s a whole bunch of dudes ready to crush his skull in