Patrick Smyth

Dad, Engineer, Runner, Skier, Podcaster, Nerd, Ice Hockey Obsessive, Sports Casual Dresser (Views Are Normally Someone Elses Dressed Up As My Own)

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Most kisses in 30 seconds by a pair 😘 195 by Renato Bayma Gaia and Naiara Roberta Ribeiro de Marins 🇧🇷

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

🚨KRYTEN UNMASKED🚨 I’ve been doing some research, and Kryten from Red Dwarf isn’t actually a robot. It’s a guy called Robert Llewellyn who is an actor! The BBC are laughing at us.

[David P GCSE (multiple) @DavidPGCSE]

I BET HE IS THE DIRTY OLD BOLLOCKS I BET HE FUCKING IS

[Patrick Smyth @PatrickSmyth]

Wait?

Count Binface isn’t really a Recyclon!!!!!????

[June Slater @juneslater17]

Meet Count Bin Face .
This isn't some amateur having a giggle . This is an accredited BBC comedy writer who's anti brexit and wants to rejoin the EU according to reports.

Clacton votes 70% to Leave The EU .
Kemi seems very supportive of BinFace.

Kemi along with others are ignoring this very relevant by election,
12,800 people voted Tory in Clacton in 2024, they're probably Brexiteers .

Just dumped and ignored by their own party and a leader happy to mock the election 🤦.

They say they'll stand in the next one 🧐 but that's presuming Farage is found guilty ..
As yet he's under investigation, so innocent until proven guilty .

Any one smell kangaroo droppings?

[Patrick Smyth @PatrickSmyth]

Farage is so anti-establishment he gets flowery op-eds in The Telegraph. Renegade

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

The Reform UK leader is the only politician who has the courage to face down the Left-wing forces destroying this country, says Allison Pearson.

Read her full take after Nigel Farage announced he'd be running for a by-election 👇
https://t.co/GlpgmfRRru

[Patrick Smyth @PatrickSmyth]

"That does not bother us one bit" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in this meltdown.

[Lee Anderson MP @LeeAndersonMP_]

Calling Them Out.

So the political establishment and media have consistently labelled Nigel as being a divisive out of touch figure. They play every card possible to assassinate his character and that of everyone involved with Reform UK. You can feel the hatred with the House of Commons towards not just Nigel but all Reform UK MPs. That does not bother us one bit as we know millions of people in the real world support us and what we stand for. The establishment are bullies that attack and attack but when the tables are turned they run away. Nigel has thrown down the gauntlet and told the other parties that he will meet them at the ballot box and every one of them has bottled it. We see you for the cowards you are. We are coming for all of you at every single ballot box in the country. Reform UK are the last hope to save our country from you treacherous cowards.

[Patrick Smyth @PatrickSmyth]

Because it's illegal.

Simon's Bio says "Political Consultant".

[Simon Danczuk @SimonDanczuk]

Why didn't Burnham and Labour pay for the Makerfield and Greater Manchester Mayoral by-elections?

[Patrick Smyth @PatrickSmyth]

Dame Andrea fighting the Establishment

[Dame Andrea Jenkyns DBE 🇬🇧 @andreajenkyns]

Keep fighting on @Nigel_Farage We wont let the establishment win.

[Patrick Smyth @PatrickSmyth]

Yep, Hannah Spencer… same.

[Patrick Smyth @PatrickSmyth]

The contrast from Ronaldo last night and Messi tonight.

Messi, the undisputed greatest.

[Patrick Smyth @PatrickSmyth]

I'm sure the real reasons for him stepping down will be queried from him... and this is in no way of using his 8405 majority as a means to reset the clock on the 1yr declarations of donations...

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

BREAKING: Nigel Farage is calling a “people versus establishment” by-election, in which he will step down as MP for Clacton and and stand for re-election

[Patrick Smyth @PatrickSmyth]

Tell me you dont understand football without saying you don’t understand football.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

The difference between Belgium and the United States is that in the United States we always want to beat the best. The US Mens team wouldnt have even taken the field if Belgiums best player was unfairly suspended. Apparently Belgium wants the easy way out Very sad European behavior

[Patrick Smyth @PatrickSmyth]

Worst World Cup Ever

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Folarin Balogun is now available to play in the round of 16 when USA face Belgium ✅

He was shown a red card for this offence against Bosnia-Herzegovina, but the resulting one-match ban has now been suspended for a probationary period of one year.

#FifaWorldCup

[Patrick Smyth @PatrickSmyth]

It appears the real problem for England is for Jordan Pickford to avoid the International Space Station in his goal kicks.

[Craig Hope @CraigHope_DM]

🇲🇽 I went for a WALK in Mexico City, at ALTITUDE…

[Patrick Smyth @PatrickSmyth]

“Opening Quarter”

[Anthony Dabbundo @AnthonyDabbundo]

I am not going to tweet about France’s opening quarter performance because they make me look dumb every time I do that

But I do think we’ll look back and say that Sweden and Norway B were uniquely vulnerable to a France style attack and were just quite bad defensive teams

[Patrick Smyth @PatrickSmyth]

Diego Maradona didn’t have an issue.
Peter Reid did.

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

How hard is it to run at high altitude? 🤔

This is something the England team will have to face tomorrow in their last-16 tie against Mexico in Mexico City 🇲🇽

[SFX magazine @SFXmagazine]

After 25 years, it looks like the makers of Spaced are getting the gang back together (starts blasting The A-Team theme dance remix).

[The O2 Belfast @TheO2Belfast]

The O2 Belfast has landed 👀

👉 https://t.co/V2klUWoAfS

[Patrick Smyth @PatrickSmyth]

Hooters, mate.

[Patrick Smyth @PatrickSmyth]

Biggest night to involve England and Panama since…