Patrick Stump

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Patrick Stump doesn't want you to discover the horrible truth: that he hopes you sing along and you steal a line. #falloutboy #mania

[Patrick Stump @PatrickStumpFAQ]

Breaking news: Patrick Stump reveals he is feeling hot and wet. #falloutboy #mania

[Patrick Stump @PatrickStumpFAQ]

Patrick Stump doesn't want you to discover the horrible truth: that he will burn this city down to show you the light. #falloutboy #mania

[Patrick Stump @PatrickStumpFAQ]

Breaking news: Patrick Stump reveals he is more than you bargained for. #falloutboy #mania

[Patrick Stump @PatrickStumpFAQ]

Pete Wentz finally comes clean in new autobiography: Patrick Stump is not a crybaby, he's the crybaby . #falloutboy #mania

[Patrick Stump @PatrickStumpFAQ]

Breaking news: Patrick Stump reveals he wrote the gospel on giving up. #falloutboy #mania

[Patrick Stump @PatrickStumpFAQ]

I... worked on this story for a year... and... he just... he tweeted it out: Patrick Stump is falling apart to songs about hips and hearts. #falloutboy #mania

[Patrick Stump @PatrickStumpFAQ]

Breaking news: Patrick Stump reveals he is making out inside crashed cars. #falloutboy #mania

[Patrick Stump @PatrickStumpFAQ]

Breaking news: Patrick Stump reveals he loves the way you hurt him. #falloutboy #mania

[Patrick Stump @PatrickStumpFAQ]

Breaking news: Patrick Stump reveals he is the first kid to write of hearts, lies, and friends. #falloutboy #mania

[Patrick Stump @PatrickStumpFAQ]

Patrick Stump doesn't want you to discover the horrible truth: that he is a stitch away from making it. #falloutboy #mania

[Patrick Stump @PatrickStumpFAQ]

Hot Damn: Patrick Stump announces he doesn't want to forget how your voice sounds. #falloutboy #mania

[Patrick Stump @PatrickStumpFAQ]

Breaking news: Patrick Stump reveals he knows he's bad news. #falloutboy #mania

[Patrick Stump @PatrickStumpFAQ]

Breaking news: Patrick Stump reveals he is doing it in the dark with smiles on his face. #falloutboy #mania

[Patrick Stump @PatrickStumpFAQ]

#DidYouKnow Patrick Stump (singer of Fall Out Boy) is making out inside crashed cars. #falloutboy #mania

[Patrick Stump @PatrickStumpFAQ]

#DidYouKnow Patrick Stump (singer of Fall Out Boy) is just a notch in your bedpost. #falloutboy #mania

[Patrick Stump @PatrickStumpFAQ]

Pete Wentz finally comes clean in new autobiography: Patrick Stump is a coal mine, you're a canary. #falloutboy #mania

[Patrick Stump @PatrickStumpFAQ]

#DidYouKnow Patrick Stump (singer of Fall Out Boy) swears, he says. #falloutboy #mania

[Patrick Stump @PatrickStumpFAQ]

Breaking news: Patrick Stump reveals he is only good for the latest trends. #falloutboy #mania

[Patrick Stump @PatrickStumpFAQ]

I... worked on this story for a year... and... he just... he tweeted it out: Patrick Stump is boring but overcompensates. #falloutboy #mania