Whimsical Mushroom

que sera, sera

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I’m from Memphis you know I thought about pimpin

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Friday Family TV night, watching ru paul with @MerrittMoss13 and his fiancée Bri (mom and dad of the group)

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Sad songs only today bc it’s Monday smh

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Eating chocolates in bed watching the office

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Taylor and I went to stickyz for a show, it was so much fun

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Hell yeah brother

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One of the cutest things about Taylor is that she refers to herself as tot (short for Taylor Tot) I’m gonna fall in love with this woman

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“You should’ve seen this place in the 80s before everyone knew cocaine was bad for you”

-Michael Scott, talking about paper sales at Dunder Mifflin in the 80s

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Smelling my keys on the back patio at my local bar.. happy Thursday

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I’m gonna live in trailer in a field in Colorado

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Only listening to female artists in 2024

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Extremely Effective Therapist Just Lets Patients Beat Shit Out Of Him For 45 Minutes https://t.co/T32Vynk0Gd

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Woman Quick To Clarify That Child In Dating Profile Picture Not Alive Anymore https://t.co/oUnpq8Mq7G

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Yep, don’t any of you worry about Mr. Poooooopybutthole. I got a lot of work to do, but I’ll land on my poopy little feet. I always do!

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Cash-Strapped Alabama Executes Prisoner With Lawn Mower https://t.co/HqvMoQSi0l

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Babies are notoriously bad sleepers

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You’re buying a house, I’m taking a loss on my Jeep, we’re not the same

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Nothing better than a post meal zyn

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TikTok literally knows when I start talking to a new girl

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Best part about winter is that I can leave the 30 pack in the car and it’s cold whenever I go out to get 3 on my off days

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@Buhlaaaake Porque

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Should I move to Fayetteville

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@Buhlaaaake What’s wrong Blakey