Emo Hawaiian Shirt Dad

has anyone seen my bees? Your plug for anything honey related. Official member of the AARP.

[Emo Hawaiian Shirt Dad @PatrickZelko]

I can’t wait to have a corgi so I can name him Sir Harrington the Brave and have his shorten name just be harry

[Emo Hawaiian Shirt Dad @PatrickZelko]

Catch me rolling up to a la dispute concert next week in dress rehearsal dinner attire

[Emo Hawaiian Shirt Dad @PatrickZelko]

@xsilverchariotx Just making sure the you know the ban still stands

[Emo Hawaiian Shirt Dad @PatrickZelko]

Man I’m such a fucking idiot sometimes

[Emo Hawaiian Shirt Dad @PatrickZelko]

I peoples elbowed the ground so hard at the gym last night I gave myself a bone bruise

[Emo Hawaiian Shirt Dad @PatrickZelko]

While at the climbing gym today k listened to a bunch of 21-23 year old dudes talk about when is it okay to like a thirst trap. Their consensus is when it’s absolutely “fire emoji” only

[Emo Hawaiian Shirt Dad @PatrickZelko]

I think it might be time I cut my hair short again

[Emo Hawaiian Shirt Dad @PatrickZelko]

@xsilverchariotx Congrats!

[Emo Hawaiian Shirt Dad @PatrickZelko]

@xsilverchariotx Prompto free zone!

[Emo Hawaiian Shirt Dad @PatrickZelko]

@joeltelling Did you heat soak the chamber before starting the print?

[Emo Hawaiian Shirt Dad @PatrickZelko]

@BubbaWallace What are the specs?

[Emo Hawaiian Shirt Dad @PatrickZelko]

@PaymoneyWubby while you are at magic-con Chicago, if you find free time you should take a trip out to the Lego store in Schaumburg. Bruce the shark is there and looks like he needs saved

[Emo Hawaiian Shirt Dad @PatrickZelko]

@therosebeetle About to post this on r/thathappened just to earn some free karma

[Emo Hawaiian Shirt Dad @PatrickZelko]

@therosebeetle

[Emo Hawaiian Shirt Dad @PatrickZelko]

@BarstoolBigCat after rewatching the bears game is anyone going to address the blatant leverage on the bears long snappers back during the blocked field goal. I thought that’s a you are forced to call it no matter what due to player safety

[Emo Hawaiian Shirt Dad @PatrickZelko]

@porterrobinson do you have plans to come back to Chicago to play once the initial tour is over?

[Emo Hawaiian Shirt Dad @PatrickZelko]

Who let me drink like my god. I’m not built for this. Mama did raise a lil bitch

[Emo Hawaiian Shirt Dad @PatrickZelko]

I got 8 hours of sleep so the group chats are on notice that these hands will be flying at the slightest clap back

[Emo Hawaiian Shirt Dad @PatrickZelko]

@Vans I know it’s a long shot, but do you guys sell Kyle 2 pro skate shoes anywhere anymore? They are my favorite shoe and I’d love to get another pair since these are at the end of their usability

[Emo Hawaiian Shirt Dad @PatrickZelko]

@therosebeetle Stop asking for my id then….