Melissa 💙

Childless dog lady 🐶💖

[Dancing through the lightning strikes @Miss_AshG]

This is why being a side piece never pays off

The wife is at Taylor Swift’s wedding aka the event of the century and you at home on the couch after creeping with that man for YEARS.

A tragic story

[TMZ @TMZ]

🫶 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce donate $26 million to charities before wedding. https://t.co/fuBIaVvX9H

[Melissa 💙 @PatriotsQueen]

@NBC10 Radio is a dead medium. Nobody listens anymore

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

How I sleep at night knowing I never once voted for that fat orange pedophile

[Megan 🦋 @meganmesmile]

In all seriousness, have they considered putting Jo-Ellen on the Nancy Guthrie case

[Melissa 💙 @PatriotsQueen]

Of course Liz is leaving. She’s involved with a lot of shady people and has entirely too many skeletons in her closet. She can’t risk it. Making JoEllen an enemy was the worst thing she could’ve done #RHORI

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I DO NOT think people understand that global warming doesn’t mean “no cold weather ever.” It means a warming planet destabilizes weather patterns, causing more extreme weather. This has been explained for decades and people still don’t get it.

[Melissa 💙 @PatriotsQueen]

Joellen missed her calling as a private investigator #RHORI

[Melissa 💙 @PatriotsQueen]

Brian and Rulla forgetting that literally everything is on tape is sending me #RHORI

[Melissa 💙 @PatriotsQueen]

I love Alicia with my whole heart but man is she dumb #RHORI

[Melissa 💙 @PatriotsQueen]

Rulla is drowning in denial #RHORI

[Melissa 💙 @PatriotsQueen]

Rulla needs to learn that in order to be a good liar you have to remember what you tell people #RHORI

[Melissa 💙 @PatriotsQueen]

I am JoEllen. Joellen is me 💅 #prettyandpetty #RHORI

[Melissa 💙 @PatriotsQueen]

Kelsey thinks she has everything but she’s wrong. Nobody respects her. She has everything except respect #RHORI

[Melissa 💙 @PatriotsQueen]

Kelsey speaks like complete gutter trash #RHORI

[Mikayla @Mikaylakwtf]

Rullas anger toward Jo-Ellen is insane. Why does she not have the same anger for the husband that’s actively cheating and stalking her?! #rhori

[Melissa 💙 @PatriotsQueen]

@thebravobabe_ Rosie was born for this

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

A friendly reminder that exactly none of your problems in this life are because two people of the same sex are sleeping together.

[Melissa 💙 @PatriotsQueen]

@RickZhampagne She looks like a WHO from Whoville

[Melissa 💙 @PatriotsQueen]

Rulla mad at everyone except Brian 🙄 #RHORI