Paige

Hi, I'm Paige and I once fell out of bed, had a bleeding nose but was still fast asleep when my parents came and checked on me.

[David Walliams HQ @davidwalliams]

Computer Says No.

[Paige @Patronusmethis]

When the @GlamandGore intro is SO LONG that the ‘opening credits’ have an AD right after them 😂

[Paige @Patronusmethis]

Has anybody told @benandjerrys to create a ‘fudge the police’ flavour amid all the #blacklivesmatter protests? Cause I’m telling you, people would sit in parks with their pickets eating pints upon pints of that flavour. And all proceeds can go towards charity?

[Paige @Patronusmethis]

@Jack_Septic_Eye feel like you would appreciate this....not even sorry that it’s a tiktok #jacksepticeyesfunniesthomevideos

[Paige @Patronusmethis]

The first sone I listen to every time I go to listen to music now @GabbieHanna

[Paige @Patronusmethis]

Okay I’m watching @shanedawson new video and honestly, I’m WHEEZING at the fucking @JeffreeStar pillow PEEPING over the PIG PILLOW 😂

[Paige @Patronusmethis]

I was just asking myself where @madeyewlook was cause I don’t use Twitter that often and GUESS WHO JUST UPLOADED

[Paige @Patronusmethis]

@shanedawson @JeffreeStar @AndrewSiwicki Ooooo we love a rebrand

[Paige @Patronusmethis]

I just watched the most CHAOTIC 32 min video of @Garrett_Watts making a a cake for a rat and it was AMAZING

[Paige @Patronusmethis]

@BrizzyVoices Honestly Brizzy, nobody knows what cats is about. They hate Grizzabella cause she’s old and ugly that’s about it for plot line. She did nothing wrong but be ugly and old

[Paige @Patronusmethis]

@GabbieHanna Me: does something reckless/clumsy
Me: iTs NoT mY fAuLt Im An ArIeS

[Paige @Patronusmethis]

@GabbieHanna Me as an Aries ♈️

[Paige @Patronusmethis]

We’re OBSESSED

[Paige @Patronusmethis]

The most awaited day of the year. It’s finally MINE @shanedawson @JeffreeStar #ShaneXJeffree #conspiracypallette

[Paige @Patronusmethis]

Dear Shane Dawson ... https://t.co/6grYPAWZ3M via @YouTube @shanedawson you need to see this I thing you’d legit DIE best thing ever 😂 @SpankieV

[Paige @Patronusmethis]

@juliensolomita This is so the correct method. That’s how you do it is it not?

[Morgan Adams @morganadams]

it hit me who my celebrity look alike is I am unwell