Abe “Sausage King of Chicago” Froman

Local pub enjoyer | Barry Bonds of Beef | Taking life one sausage at a time

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@shivripsbag Im gonna put these shameless lassies under the colorblind dumbass category. I just dont see them as frumpy wiggers…

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The type of meal a true WFH demon enjoys (wall to wall medium rare of course)

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Who the fuck owns a Hummer in the big 26’

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Cigarette on the way to walmart with your boy? Could be the move.

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@fgoldsteinIHTF How does one achieve this level of unemployment

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Bring back voicemails. Your buddy doesn’t pick up? Leave a voicemail. Texts are overrated. CBTM

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Just threw a like on Ella Langley’s story… you think she’ll lift the restraining order?

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Gay son or thot daughter national championship

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“Im a work from home demon” yea bro me too, I just won 3 rocket league games while still keeping my Teams icon green

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Woke up next to an absolutely diabolical hispanic foid beast on Sunday morning… need my eyes checked worse than Angel Hernandez #beergoggles

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@fgoldsteinIHTF @YankeeWRLD Cal Raleigh MVP… THERE IT GOOOOES SEE YA

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Rape Russel Henley. Try him for treason.

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You’re telling me I cant make a multiview with the ryder cup? @YouTubeTV Figure it the fuck out.

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Where were you when Trent “Trent Grisham” Grisham got his 4th career 4 hit game?

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Every time i look down and see I have a notification a little part of me hopes she texted me… in reality.

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Holy shit we have football today

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So fucking hung at work from Saturday… am I washed?
#oldhead

[Abe “Sausage King of Chicago” Froman @PatternRelizer]

When other people on my sales team say “wow you’re so hot right now, thats some good luck”. I just tell them, listen here little fish im not hot and its not luck, im consistent. Hit the fuckin phones pal

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Huge W for the whites! Biggest W since Chauvin!

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I’ll never understand why I have to clean up before the mexicans come to my house. I understand not leaving clothes around, but im not gonna scrub my toilet before Juanita comes with rubber gloves. #justsendthemback