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[Ash @PatternsOnWalls]

Normal people: Yes I like that show a regular amount.

Me: I love that show so much I’m going to learn a new language and also start a podcast about it and make some merch and definitely plan to travel to another country maybe I might even retire there *eye twitch* who knows?!?

[Ash @PatternsOnWalls]

@mallory_reads It’s such a good podcast that the frustration is worth it 😆

[Ash @PatternsOnWalls]

Not me consistently YELLING into the void as I listen to Love Trapped and keep getting triggered by Laura.

[Ash @PatternsOnWalls]

@potatoslav We asked for experiences as a way to get less toys. Zoo memberships, tickets to amusement parks, or gift cards to contribute to those trips.

You could also do usable items. Sidewalk chalk, bubbles, coloring or art supplies. Then the storage is at least temporary

[Ash @PatternsOnWalls]

Well now we know what they were doing instead of writing the final season.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for THE BOROUGHS, a series produced by The Duffer Brothers

• Follows a group at a retirement home who face a monster who threatens to steal their time

• Starring Alfred Molina, Alfre Woodard & Bill Pullman

• Releasing May 21 on Netflix

[Ash @PatternsOnWalls]

@ruiruicamovi One of my favorites from Anacortes, Washington 🌅

[Ash @PatternsOnWalls]

My husband and I babysat for our friends while they went to a wedding. Their youngest daughter would reply, “Sure!” to most questions. But with her 3 yo little voice it sounded like “shoo-ahh”, and now, years later, we always say, “shoo-ahh” any time we respond “sure”.

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

This woman said: My husband and I saw Gone Girl in the theater and when it was over, a man behind us with a southern accent said "Wow. I'm surprised." And 11 years later whenever either of us is surprised about something we say "Wow. I'm surprised." in a southern accent and then continue speaking to each other in a southern accent for the next 30-45 minutes. One man's life touches so many others you see.

[Ash @PatternsOnWalls]

@JulieLovesFluff Edenbrooke by Julianne Donaldson! It’s incredibly sweet, all the feels and just one kiss.

[Ash @PatternsOnWalls]

I’m so sorry but all I could think of was this during that finale

[Ash @PatternsOnWalls]

Just had a recovered memory of the dELiA*s catalog coming to our house and my sister racking up a ton of debt buying clothes from it the second she turned 18

[Temjen Imna Along @AlongImna]

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.

[Ash @PatternsOnWalls]

This show doesn’t care about literally anything and I really respect that

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First poster for ‘9-1-1’ Season 9 with Athena in space.

[Ash @PatternsOnWalls]

Promo shows up in my timeline.

Me: hmm I haven’t heard about this movie.
Wait, PREMIERS in 12 hours?!!

Cinema is so dead

[Netflix @netflix]

WAYWARD, a new psychological thriller starring Mae Martin and Toni Collette, premieres in 12 HOURS.

A police officer moves to a picture-perfect town and begins investigating a series of unusual incidents at a school for "troubled teens" led by a mysterious woman.

[Ash @PatternsOnWalls]

We laugh together every single day and he’s my best friend. We’re not perfect, but man we have so much fun together. We joke about reading each others minds bc we’ll be out and all we have to do is look at each other if we see something funny and we both just KNOW

[Clarine @BIGPIKLIZ]

Anybody’s marriage not hard? Who is excited to see their spouse everyday and it feels light? Can we hear a lil something different? I’m into it.

[Ash @PatternsOnWalls]

Real romance

[💗 @ma1ybe]

So I'm doing an internship at a hospital. there's a 56 yo man admitted. I observed whenever this lady visits, she literally lowers his blood pressure & heart rate by walking into the room. (Observed by other doctors too) I asked him who's she & he said "that's my wife"..crying 😭

[Ash @PatternsOnWalls]

There are a million of these from Gilmore Girls, but these are a few of my favorites.

Special shout out to Chauncey Leopardi (Squints from the Sandlot), who isn’t pictured here but had a repeating small role on the show.

[Always Hold On To Smallville @alwaysmallville]

The “THEY WERE IN SMALLVILLE?!?!?” starter pack.

[Ash @PatternsOnWalls]

We just put a “No Soliciting” sign up TODAY because companies come banging on the door and ringing the doorbell either ONLY at dinner time or nap time for the kids.

We debated whether it will actually work and guess whose doorbell was rung 2 minutes ago?

[Ash @PatternsOnWalls]

decided to hop on into the crowd for a surf. But now, everyone is on their phones, recording the performance. They’d have to drop their phone to catch the person they came to see, and I think they just won’t do it….

[Ash @PatternsOnWalls]

I don’t know who this guy is, but it got me thinking about modern concert culture. I actually wonder if the time of crowd surfing is essentially over? Back in the day, people would be dancing and singing during a show. Their hands would be free to catch a performer easily if they

[landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️ @bylandee]

ABSOLUTELY ZERO AURA

[Ash @PatternsOnWalls]

Some of my favorite people in the world are my much older lady friends. They’re always so kind, patient and they’ve got no time for drama because they’ve lived through actual problems. Plus they ALWAYS have great advice and perspective. Don’t sleep on friendships like this.

[ً @raresblvd]

we don't talk enough about how steve martin and martin short are the best things that have happened to selena gomez in a while and how she is literally their adopted daughter

[Ash @PatternsOnWalls]

We heard that “I’m on vacation” song in the grocery store and my husband won’t stop singing it and even terrorized me on the way home by playing it on the car speakers. Help how do I start divorce proceedings immediately???