Patty-Larceny

[Samyaza Speaks @SamyazaSpeaks]

The Biblical Experience

Music: Holy Place by BENNETT

[Patty-Larceny @PattiPatt41004]

@spencerpratt I lived in Northridge in ‘94. My house didn’t feel like it was shaking off the foundation, it literally did. I’ll never forget standing in the middle of the street, in the pitch dark, and seeing all the fires burning around the valley. That day changed the course of my life.

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@elsathora You need to roll the windows down, put your bare feet on the dash, and play “Take It Easy” by Eagles. It’s an American west road trip rite of passage.

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@atensnut Uh, who’s going to tell him that you need your birth certificate in order to change your name after marriage.

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@laurahollis61 @LUFC1992_v2 Yes! I don’t know how many times I yelled “this one! No wait! The next one” while playing navigator in a London roundabout 🤣🤣🤣

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@Catarina10524 @LUFC1992_v2 I lived in LA for 40 years, the ones in Dallas are worse 😳

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@LUFC1992_v2 I’ve lived here all my life and I still can’t figure it out 🤣. It was always an adventure before the advent of GPS.

[GermanJP @GermanJP916]

@FreddyLA7 @JJWatt Marco Rubio after hearing he’s being traded for Freddy

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@TulsaDust @LUFC1992_v2 My Californian family members thought I was insane for moving here 🤣. Then my brother came to visit and now plans to retire here. But don’t worry, not all those who have lived in California like California.

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@LUFC1992_v2 I love it here. I have lived in six different states looking for my place in the world. East coast, west coast, and places in between. I finally found it in Arkansas.

[Patty-Larceny @PattiPatt41004]

@LUFC1992_v2 Arkansas is my adopted home. I recommend you check out Eureka Spring, Fayetteville, and Bentonville Arkansas.

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@shaunvlog_ We’re not even at the peak of summer heat yet.

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@Jamestowne1610 @japan_nobunaga What is this place you speak of? I’m going to Japan later this year with my Texan husband. We will fact check this statement 😁

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@shaunvlog_ That’s because most of the southern was settled by Scottish immigrants.

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@Jason2bartlett Just don’t go to Los Angeles

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@CAgovernor @JenSiebelNewsom

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@Sanchyoloye @elonmusk @Inevitablewest I see we’re changing definitions again

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@RobynD41014071 @dom_kwok

[DataRepublican (small r) @DataRepublican]

🧵WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING: Meet David Pascoe, candidate for SC Attorney General. He's running as a Republican. But is he actually a Democrat?

Joe Biden is in South Carolina today.

Which makes this the perfect moment to introduce you to David Pascoe, candidate for SC Attorney General, running as a Republican, and what he said about Joe Biden in January 2020:

"He is the most decent man I have ever met in American politics. Joe has been a role model of mine for many years. He is someone my sons look up to. Joe is the first and only candidate I have ever endorsed for public office."

That's not only a Democrat who voted for Biden. That's a Democrat who hosted Biden's campaign fundraiser at his own annual oyster roast, endorsed him for president, and was Biden's frontrunner to become US Attorney for South Carolina.

David Pascoe spent 20+ years as an elected Democrat, 6 consecutive terms as SC First Circuit Solicitor. He pushed DEI-style racial quota systems for SC judges as recently as December 2023. Six months before his "conversion," he endorsed a Democratic state rep who voted against banning gender procedures on minors.

And here are the receipts. 👇

As always, patience as I pull together this thread.

[Patty-Larceny @PattiPatt41004]

Bahhahahahhaah 🤣. Idiots

[Blue Lives Matter @bluelivesmtr]

And just like that... Virginia Democrats proved the adults are NOT in charge in the state - and have ZERO idea what they're doing.

The state just banned gun possession under 21 unless supervised by an "adult."

But... wait for it. Virginia defines adult as 18.

So to be clear - you can't have a gun if you're 20.

Unless you're with an 18-year-old. Then it's apparently fine. What in the actual heck....?

REPOST this EVERYWHERE!

#thinblueline #lawenforcement