Patti Taylor

Busy working mom of 4 children, always trying to find the humor in this hectic life. In my crazy family, you seriously can't write this stuff!

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

Baby’s first Clinchmas 🥹

[Patti Taylor @Pattispride]

Wow. Logged into Twitter for the first times in months. It took a mere 5 seconds of scrolling to remind me why I have stayed away from it. Why can't we embrace our differences rather than attack them? #socialmediaisnotfunanymore #screwpolitics #BeNice

[Patti Taylor @Pattispride]

@RadioCity One of my favorites, this was taken right after a rain storm.

[Patti Taylor @Pattispride]

Watching @survivorcbs and thinking that I wish all 3 finalists could each win a million dollars. 3 different journeys, 3 different game plays but 3 different deserving players. #SurvivorFinale #SurvivorWinnersAtWar

[Patti Taylor @Pattispride]

I just entered the @lucky_seat drawing for $30 tickets to see Wicked! https://t.co/YJSCTpB328

[Patti Taylor @Pattispride]

I just entered the @lucky_seat drawing for $30 tickets to see Wicked! https://t.co/YJSCTpB328

[Patti Taylor @Pattispride]

The stupid sh!t you do on a dare.

[Patti Taylor @Pattispride]

Me to husband: Did you get the email I sent you? Him: "I don't know, I haven't checked it. It's crazy. I can go days without any emails and then bam! All of a sudden I have 3 of them!" He doesn't understand why I laughed at him. #nottechsavvy #alwaysdriving #wouldloveonly3emails

[Patti Taylor @Pattispride]

I was so excited to go to the grocery store alone and leave my teens at home. Until I had to bag my own groceries, load them in the car, unload them at the house and carry up 15 steps. #milkisheavy #Teenshelpmorethanwerealize #momofteens #momlife #becarefulwhatyouwishfor

[Patti Taylor @Pattispride]

We were watching TV tonight and there was a woman stuck in a toilet. (True story) My oldest daughter exclaims "Awww and she's elderly!" to which my youngest replies nonchalantly "Yeah, she's like 51". #IAm51 #51isNOTelderly #puttheseatbackdownguys #momlife #GuessItsTimeforGeritol

[Patti Taylor @Pattispride]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Patti Taylor @Pattispride]

Aubrey's expressions alone have made this a jaw dropping tribal! #survivor #passthepopcornplease

[SURVIVOR @survivorcbs]

RETWEET if you're shook right now. #Survivor 🔥

[Patti Taylor @Pattispride]

Oh! Nothing like a good cliff hanger to end a series premier! #Survivor

[Patti Taylor @Pattispride]

Oh no she didn't! #Survivor

[Rich DubroffMLB @RichDubroffMLB]

Jersey of the Game: Two years ago, Hyun Soo Kim was booed on Opening Day. He became an #Orioles fan favorite, but now he's back in South Korea.

[Patti Taylor @Pattispride]

I applied to host a Melt It On Thick Party! #BordenMeltsBest #Sponsored https://t.co/DvJ65NmDFx via @housepartyfun

[Patti Taylor @Pattispride]

@Snapchat Crap! We didn't stretch the snap filter far enough and it's not working at the wedding today. Is there a way to stretch it? The wedding starts in 20 mins! We are freaking out!

[Patti Taylor @Pattispride]

JP is easy on the eyes but his mumbling is cringe worthy! Articulation is clearly not one of his strengths. #Survivor

[Patti Taylor @Pattispride]

So there is a pizza for Cole. What is everyone else going to eat? #survivor