Andy Patts

[Andy Patts @Patts22]

@SUBWAY just ate in a your Langley store. The customer service was an absolute disgrace. The man behind the counter was extremely rude and no manners whatsoever! Personally has put me off going back there!

[Andy Patts @Patts22]

@Emmatat73388579 @Alfonso253206 @Karelybabyx 👌🏻

[England's Barmy Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎺 @TheBarmyArmy]

The GMOAT (greatest match of all time) 🏆

The last moments of our World Cup win 2️⃣ years ago today 😍

[Andy Patts @Patts22]

@JustEatUK cheers for the complete shambles on my food order!! Pay for food, deliver half the order over an hour later 🙄 Last time I use this shombolic service

[Conor Moore @ConorSketches]

Jose, Jurgen and some other Premier League personalities look forward to Derby day this Sunday!

[Andy Patts @Patts22]

@m_sutts Incredible mate

[Andy Patts @Patts22]

What can’t this man do?? Semi Finalist in the #FifaWorldCup now making a surge in #TheOpen Go on @GarethSouthgate Legendary

[Andy Patts @Patts22]

Well done @DejanLovren_ for leading Croatia to defeat in the #WorldCupFinal you complete turd! Due to your shocking defending the burden lies on your shoulders pal! Made it easy for the French.

[Andy Patts @Patts22]

@missgemcollins big bird wanna cookie! Get down the bakers you fat slag

[Andy Patts @Patts22]

@j_mcnizzle @jakeatjake do it mate great fun! @officialtulisa go smoke on ya cousins pipe fucking slag #Inbred

[Andy Patts @Patts22]

@CherLloyd loved reading about your latest performance.....the bit where someone threw a bottle of piss at you was the highlight of my day!!

[Andy Patts @Patts22]

@GSounessSky mate you’re Scottish and you’re names Graeme. Unlucky pal

[Andy Patts @Patts22]

@PeterLee155 @TheSun she's traaaaaade

[Andy Patts @Patts22]

@DannyKer14 bring back that tremendous facial hair please #SomeBeard #BeardCrush

[Andy Patts @Patts22]

@MrSparkleton yeeeees sparkles!!! Briefs reunion I'm buying a new pair for the occasion x

[Andy Patts @Patts22]

@MrSparkleton not the original though is he Sparkles.

[Andy Patts @Patts22]

@MissRachel89x personal fave there Speedy!!! Wheres the westlife shout out?!? Xx

[Andy Patts @Patts22]

@MissRachel89x well played Patts then!! Sick tuuuunes👍

[Andy Patts @Patts22]

@_sianthomas @MrSparkleton LOVE IT