Patty Pyle

I don't think I properly understand how to use Twitter as a social media medium, and that makes me feel old.

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@IAGovernor Except women... because we have to let other people use our bodies now.

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@giffyinajiffy @keithboykin @keyonharrold @ArloHotels Idk about you, but I don't show random people my home screen. That child didn't owe her anything.

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@Kevin5740Arnold @keithboykin @keyonharrold @ArloHotels Definitely not, she wouldn't have been satisfied, she just would have made new claims.

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@Joshuajered @TayAndersonCO Whoever is talking in this is a whiney idiot with some random grudge against Tay Anderson.

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@mo__con @warroom He definitely tried to flush it, and then had to fish it out when it wouldn't go down.

I bet he even videoed the failed flush attempt.

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@warroom So instead you are dumb enough to put it in the toilet knowing that you would have to put your hand in toilet water to fish it back out... Why not just take a pic with it in the garbage??

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I wouldn't even report her now, but if she was running for government office... Wouldn't I have to then?

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#WhyIDidntReport I was homeless and she was giving me a place to stay. She was my ex. Even my girlfriend at the time didn't believe me.

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Is it too direct to message/email/text someone the question "we were wondering if you know why you are uncomfortable around our family?"

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@NielsonGilbert @realDonaldTrump If you want to take it up the ass from Russia, please move there and leave America alone.

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@jetsforyou @realDonaldTrump Please rewrite this so it doesn't sound stupid.

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@tommydd2112 @NgiNeThemba27 @realDonaldTrump If you want to take it up the ass from the Russians, please just move there and leave America for those of us who prefer freedom and democracy.

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@realDonaldTrump Well, I would rather you ask Putin nicely if he could give your testicles back.

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Full disclosure, I was quite insistent that he was a potato.

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Today, I was blocked by a conservative snowflake because I called him a potato.

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@nytimes How is Stupid Hitler shocked that people did the exact thing he told them to???? He really is Stupid.

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@comcastcares so, what happened?

Why the giant outage??? #comcastoutage

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@ladyspartan2 @Leocarita2018 @realDonaldTrump Well @ladyspartan2, you would have to write exclusively for small minds in order for you to understand yourself.

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🇨🇦Can Canada take over, please?🇨🇦

I asked nicely.

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FUCK TRUMP
At what point can we as US citizens request that a foreign government step in and stop Trump's abuses on our behalf?