Patrick Morris

22, Saint Mary's business student. Descendant of Lloyd and Wendy. Uncle, Son, Brother, Magician.

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Sometimes I wish I could take a cheese grater to Farrah from Teen mom's forehead.

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I really wish animals could talk, that way I would have a valid excuse to exempt myself from human interactions.

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It's now week three of class and I have yet to read a single page from my many textbooks! I also have a 50% show up rate

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@babybeave @ericacwhite you're a gem beave! #auntiebeave

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@babybeave @chrislavoie24 Nothing like a girl who notices a guy who notices.

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@saamgood I live 10 minutes walking distance from smu, and I still didn't make it to my first class!

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@taylor_yep @Bmcclennan there was never a dull moment! Well maybe when they conspired to fire me #disadvantagewireless

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There's one guy at SMU who honestly doesn't own sleeves, even his jackets are sleeveless #iseeyoushivering

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When kids say "trick or treat" and I perform a magic trick, I don't have to give them candy right?

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Can I put dodging people in the halls at Saint Mary's as one of my skills on my resume?

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It's easy to tell who the muscle dummies are at SMU, they're the ones wearing t-shirts in 10 degrees weather during a heavy mist. #gains

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Water fountains are unpredictable #allovertheplace

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@babybeave I feel lost without my technology. The worst part of it all is I forgot to charge my MacBook :( #doomed

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It's times like this where I wish I still had my Nintendo 3DS.... #powersout

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Niche happy hour is ideal for students looking for a few wobbly pops for cheap #twentydollardrunk

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@ZackKonway Solid victory for team Konway #plastics

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Today's the day! Me and @ericacwhite are moving into our first apartment together!! #commonlaw

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What a beautiful day to write a term paper.

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@AshleyBrophy2 gather the Baron court bears up for a quick rip

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People in the flower headband market must have made a killing these past few days.. #osheaga