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[smellsmellington @paughobbit]

“Booooooooooo”

-Knicks Fans

[SteveAustinWI @SteveAustinWI]

This brought a tear to my eye. My god she’s good.

[smellsmellington @paughobbit]

NBA needs NYK to win. It’s not a surprise they’re in the finals and poised to win.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[smellsmellington @paughobbit]

@EarthlingATLien Are they playing less shows per year too?

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Trump's frequent trips to Walter Reed raise new questions about Joe Biden's health.

[Crystal Hope @CrystalHope1979]

🎶 How many biscuits can you eat this morning? 🥞

The Biscuit Eaters are a bluegrass family band from Surrey County, North Carolina.

This talented family plays traditional mountain music full of soul, harmony, and foot-stompin’ fun. 🎻

[smellsmellington @paughobbit]

@jcmustian @ThatsWhatHeZaid @Cernovich 😂🤡

[smellsmellington @paughobbit]

Yo @Marc_Brownstein it’s a good day to play basis

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I just, I, I, I just, I can’t even, I just. I.

[smellsmellington @paughobbit]

@atleast5charact @Eternal_Kernal @zack_cozart Trumps done more damage to his own presidency

[smellsmellington @paughobbit]

@Gavin_McInnes Disco Biscuits - “trancefusion”

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Tim Dillon on America: “We’re not the high school bully anymore. We’re the weird kid who may have a gun. We’re not the bully, we’re not the jock, we’re not the quarterback. This is not Top Gun, we are not Tom Cruise. We’re the college kid who keeps going to the high school parties. We’re a pedophile and we may have a gun”

[Wombat_Mätt ✭ @Wombat_Matt]

@LasVegasLocally

[Kris Harsh @KrisHarsh]

New @Browns parking math dropped! HSG now says there will be 9k or fewer parking spots. Thats down from the original 13k. So how much will it cost to park?...

[smellsmellington @paughobbit]

Cum guzzler

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump on Iran War:

Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal?

Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation

[smellsmellington @paughobbit]

@GooseBandTrivia @ry_storm Did he only play this during the MMJ sit in?

[smellsmellington @paughobbit]

@902Vickers The song is not for me. Way too ahem uhhhh I can’t find the word…not for me.

This jam and guitar playing is great.

[smellsmellington @paughobbit]

Am i the only retarded cave man working out and not taking GLP1?