Paul Baeza

Charlotte Comic “just a super nice guy”- my mom

[Paul Baeza @Paul_B94]

I had to file a complaint with the better business bureau because @reedsjewelers has had my @omega for over ten months and hasn’t so much as given me an estimate. The manager. Melissa Beck hung up on me last time I tried to call

[Paul Baeza @Paul_B94]

If the stuff Chappell Roan said about having kids wasn’t true. Nobody would be upset. They’d brush it off and move on. Y’all are only bitter because she hit the nail on the head, and it’s a tough pill for you to swallow.

[Paul Baeza @Paul_B94]

My dogs have big stretch energy

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A Christian midget named bible baggins….. right? Right?

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The algorithms are so wild to me. I posted the same reel on instagram and TikTok today. I don’t have a many followers on either, but I have about 3 times as much on instagram as I do on tiktok. Instragram got a tenth of the views and likes. Have any of ya’ll else noticed this?

[Paul Baeza @Paul_B94]

Damn, I have an acoustic guitar neighbor. I could tell by the multiple fleece vests this guy was a douche, but I had no idea it was this bad.

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Why’d they have to snitch during McRib season?!? 😫

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Here’s a fun little clip from earlier this year!

#standupcomedy #grandma #standup #funny #fyp #comedy #comic #jokes #bentley #comedyclubs #comedian #standupcomedian #standupcomic #richgrandparents #getgrannyfirst

[Paul Baeza @Paul_B94]

My car got broken into and all they took was my tackle box. I had actual cash in my center console, but they took a bunch of rusty old gotcha plugs and lead sinkers. Honestly, I respect their priorities.

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@cousinwayne Really wish I would have read the caption first. Sorry buddy

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@ainsleygabby Why not both?

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I spend entirely too much time looking at grills and smokers in the store for someone that doesn’t own a house

[Paul Baeza @Paul_B94]

Pouring some tea out for the Queen

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Drunk at the airport telling all the staff I’ve seen top gun 2 so they know understand them!

[Paul Baeza @Paul_B94]

I just want to thank everyone for posting photos of their mom 🤤

[Shane Gillis @Shanemgillis]

Dababy keeps legally shooting people. Who’s this guy think he is? Kyle rittenhouse!??!!?

[Paul Baeza @Paul_B94]

McDonald’s Breakfast burritos are so good. I don’t know what it is, but there’s just something about the way the egg product blends perfectly with the cheese product and sausage flavored meat product that can’t be topped.

[Paul Baeza @Paul_B94]

Congratulations to the state of Kansas on having an NCAA basketball championship and literally nothing else. Good for you you giant boring middle of the country land mass!

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Willing to bet Nina the Pinta and the Santa Maria variants are going to be the most invasive ones