Ashley Cole

90% of things I say are a lie. My pfp is a lie, my name is a lie, my everything.

[Ashley Cole @Paul_Timez]

@WillSloanEsq I dunno, I like putting my balls between my fingers like a cigarette and rubbing beneath them sometimes..... but I also like jerking off too.....

[Ashley Cole @Paul_Timez]

@softboywin This is why we need a double decker couch

[Ashley Cole @Paul_Timez]

@lilyally98 "Men do worse things all the time, I should use that to justify murdering my children!"

[Ashley Cole @Paul_Timez]

@Ruukasu2005 @kaira84571222 @frieren_babe You could feed me something, alright

[Ashley Cole @Paul_Timez]

@kaira84571222 @frieren_babe Now that's hot

[Ashley Cole @Paul_Timez]

@rayraysx44 Or how about instead of joining your team, I kill myself

[Ashley Cole @Paul_Timez]

@Idarabasimi One of the dumbest bitches of the year

[Ashley Cole @Paul_Timez]

@WomenBeingAwful Let's just kill women more often. I'm done having sympathy for them

[かめりあ (Camellia) @cametek]

— In case I don't see ya,

67
Amogus
And, What the Sigma

[Ashley Cole @Paul_Timez]

@_babygirlabby_ This shit lowkey corny

[Ashley Cole @Paul_Timez]

@frieren_babe I'm pretty short anyway, so sure

[Ashley Cole @Paul_Timez]

@iwishtobeLOL @Fawf_iguess No, I mean which locations

[Ashley Cole @Paul_Timez]

@IM2_SLICK_4YOU2 Isn't Fortnitemares on the start of October?

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“Mommy can I have some lunch I’m hungry”

“Not right now sweetie, mommy is making a tik tok about how horrible having you around is”

[Ashley Cole @Paul_Timez]

@muppysmettsdp How it feels talking to Mom before 12pm

[Ashley Cole @Paul_Timez]

@100PercentCocky Could've just put black women

[Ashley Cole @Paul_Timez]

@hard8_times Ooou shit

[Ashley Cole @Paul_Timez]

@Yelena_Belova67 I'm almost 300

[Ashley Cole @Paul_Timez]

@beansm00thie Oh FUCK yes