Paul Brittain

American actor and funnyman in real and cyber. [SNL, #KillingGunther, Comedy Bang Bang, creator of @MrWriteBunn on Stitcher Premium & @howlfm]

[Paul Brittain @PaulBrittain3]

An absolutely epic, unrivaled one-month run for this king. Breathtaking. #Rudy

[Paul Brittain @PaulBrittain3]

@Acyn she could be backup diaper lady behind Harp?

[Paul Brittain @PaulBrittain3]

@SportsCenter @Espngreeny @PatMcAfeeShow Dumbest horseshit I've ever seen. Every single kid had a Michael Jordan poster on their wall. Exactly zero had a Ditka poster.

[Paul Brittain @PaulBrittain3]

If you don't fork over the money this douche will move the team to OKC

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

Trail Blazers owner Tom Dundon wants taxpayers to pay the entire $600 million bill for the team's arena renovations.

“It feels like we’re making a pretty big investment by staying here and paying these tax rates," the billionaire said this week in Portland.

[Comedy Bang Bang @ComedyBangBang]

You gotta laugh.

[Paul Brittain @PaulBrittain3]

@TWolvesLead Never been an A-Rod fan, but that's a nice shot at the trash OKC owners

[Comedy Bang Bang @ComedyBangBang]

An all-new Who Me? with @PaulBrittain3 as THE RIDDLER??????

Riddle me this: where is she?

[patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @patrickcotnoir]

ft.
ANDY DALY
CORIN WELLS
@DarcyCarden
ERIC EDELSTEIN
@fredmelamed
@hallublin
@JamesUrbaniak
@JoJoGinn
LARAINE NEWMAN
@PaulBrittain3
@rekhalshankar
RICH SOMMER
RICHARD KIND
SHAUN DISTON
TATIANA MASLANY
ZAY OYAMA

Narrators:
@patrickcotnoir
@PeteTheRetailer
@ARobTwit

[Paul Brittain @PaulBrittain3]

For real, go check out Blue Sky

[Paul Brittain @PaulBrittain3]

@SoxMachine hahaha

[Paul Brittain @PaulBrittain3]

What if Donny pardons every one of those fucks EXCEPT Jay Johnston

[Paul Brittain @PaulBrittain3]

@washingtonpost Collumnist's name looks too much like Joy Division

[Paul Brittain @PaulBrittain3]

@deaton_chris Got it. Thanks for the reply

[Jon Lovett @jonlovett]

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[Paul Brittain @PaulBrittain3]

Hope everyone likes ivermectin and human growth hormone in the water supply

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

"I think fluoride is on the way out" -- RFK Jr

[Paul Brittain @PaulBrittain3]

Um, I can also be found over at blue sky

[Paul Brittain @PaulBrittain3]

@zombalia Haha, I think not real

[Paul Brittain @PaulBrittain3]

HE'S EATING THE DOGS!!!!

[Paul Brittain @PaulBrittain3]

100% certainty he left an upper-decker in the toilet

[Law & Crime @lawcrimenews]

‘Secreted away’: Giuliani emptied NYC apartment of ‘virtually all’ valuables before surrendering assets to defamed election workers, lawyers say https://t.co/QQ1wsxk18j