@TiceRichard There once was a chap, Richard Tice,
Whose swagger was rather imprecise.
He’d strut and he’d preen,
But the rumour? Obscene —
His equipment was tiny as mice.
British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became
Mumblebee.
what's the best nickname you've ever heard