Pauley Teeks

Pfffffft.

[Pauley Teeks @PauleyTeeks]

Trump Tower, Chicago - right now.

#SundayMorning

[Pauley Teeks @PauleyTeeks]

GOOOOOOOOOLD!!!

[Pauley Teeks @PauleyTeeks]

@Tiffluvs2shop @KaitMarieox Ooooooooh.

[Pauley Teeks @PauleyTeeks]

People keep replying to every @KaitMarieox post with a pic of her dad marrying Lil Nas, and its just soooooooooo beauuuuuutiful!

[tracy clayton jr the 3rd @brokeymcpoverty]

@Phil_Lewis_ "GOOD LAAAAWWDD THASSA LOTTA BLOOD!!" --my impression of chris rock in a horror film

[kim possible facts @kimpossiblefact]

@KaitMarieox at least i don’t have to buy your dad plan b when i nut inside him

[The Kim Jong Illest @str8sickwitit]

@KaitMarieox You spelled "pass out and shit my pants" wrong

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

Just the shot in the arm I needed. The latest studies show the Covid-19 vaccines are highly effective. Please do your part to end this pandemic. Get your shot!

[HISUIAN NIGGA @EVILEVILNIGGA]

@KaitMarieox Kaitlin Bennett's husband be like:

[Pauley Teeks @PauleyTeeks]

Its a classic ;)

[Pauley Teeks @PauleyTeeks]

BREAKING: Ivanka Trump finally convinces Donald Trump to wear a mask - by giving him a pair of her panties.

#NepotismBarbie

[Jerry Dunleavy IV 🇺🇸 @JerryDunleavy]

Appalling footage of the carjacking near Nationals Park in Washington D.C. on Tuesday that resulted in the death of Pakistani immigrant & Uber Eats driver Mohammad Anwar. The teenage girls who police say used a Taser to steal the car face murder charges.
https://t.co/mOPnrLBf0t

[Kyla in the Burgh 🏴‍☠️🔥 @KylaInTheBurgh]

Could someone tell me why Ted Cruz looks 928 weeks pregnant and on a mission to find camouflage maternity clothing?

[Bleeding Heart Liberal Marine @BleedingMarine]

@sahilkapur Buy American meth! 🇺🇸

[Pauley Teeks @PauleyTeeks]

AND remember when they put metal detectors at the front of the Capitol building to stop GUNS from being brought BACK into the chamber - and all the WHITE GOP Congress members who were directing the insurrection, walked right AROUND them - and the DC police did NOTHING?

[stephen fowler @stphnfwlr]

Here’s more video from @TWareStevens, showing Rep. Cannon knocking on the door to the Governor’s office.

“I’mma tell you one more time to step back,” the officer says. #gapol

Full video: https://t.co/2lUgKOxbZt

[stephen fowler @stphnfwlr]

This is... probably not the look you want overshadowing *any* bill, but especially a big voting bill: law enforcement literally dragging out a sitting state Rep. from the Capitol. #gapol

https://t.co/xenrjlvGz9

[SylviaR @HiitsmesylR]

@JasonMillerinDC @BreitbartNews Worry about your child support payments....

[Jake Lobin @JakeLobin]

Wait....

You mean to tell me that Jason Miller, the professional gaslighter and deadbeat dad who refused to pay child support & spiked his mistress' drink with an abortion pill, might've lied to a court in order to NOT pay said child support??

I'm shocked!
Shocked I tell you!

[Shannon Makhanian @smakhanian]

@tbogg @RedStateBlues_ Oh what a fake b***. Too late we know who you are psycho!