Paul E. Zimmerman

I don't know what you're typing at me, I can't read. You're just a bot anyway.

Try Mastodon, it's just better:

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I have identified a new principle to live by:

"Everything is a troll until proven otherwise."

This is second in importance only to The First Rule of The Internet.

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@majtoure As Brietbart said, "politics is downstream of culture."

The culture is shit.

Now, let your mind wander thinking up ways to quick fix that...

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@KamalaHarris All of you slave drug addicts that would have been thrown in prison without a second thought by this cock gobbling whore for possession of your precious slave drug should be highly suspicious of her sudden endorsement of your slave drug.

But you're probably too stoned to think.

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@JoyceWhiteVance The only thing that matters now is destroying everything that you like and love. 😁

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@Iraqveteran8888 Don't hire them. If you already have, fire them.

They've proven that they're untrustworthy. Get rid of them now.

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@RepJasonCrow What was your price to become a traitor? Couple grand?

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@DeTocqueville14

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@BenJustman It'll happen while you're on the toilet and can't get off. HOLD IT! DON'T GO UNTIL IT HAPPENS OR YOU'LL MISS IT!

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@handre I think people around the world should pay for killing each other with their own money.

I suspect they would do it a lot less...

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@HeatherIsUnsane They're now in their late 60's.

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@Baldprivilege https://t.co/HE5MCkNyzr

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@zerohedge Now people will vote for RFK just to piss them off.

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@Rothmus Watch out for that shit. It can give you a little flip-back head!

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@NineCato

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@LuckyMcGee "The sea level is rising! BAN CARBON!!1"

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@Baldprivilege When you go to flush and get hit with that sudden burst of cold water from the shower head you can be all, "I'm ready."

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@JMeIIencamp @philthatremains Please let it be Phil Collins.

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@monsterhunter45 The funniest bit about the UBI shills is this: they first declare that everyone shall receive X amount of money per month. Then they assume that everyone who actually creates value to trade in the market with others will continue to do so. Why would we? We already have X, too.

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@Rothmus Ever watch the way a vegan dude eats a carrot?

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@BenJustman Bee stings are a real bitch for some. Get that statue an EpiPen!