Paulsy Hover

Jus be nice to people! Credit Control Manager by day, wannabe football journalist by night.

[Jon Erlichman @JonErlichman]

Things that didn’t exist last time Knicks won NBA Championship:

Apple
Microsoft
Google
Facebook
World Wide Web
smartphones
Star Wars
Pac-Man
ESPN
Wi-Fi
Diet Coke
Costco
Home Depot
Netflix
Amazon
Instagram
Uber
Tesla
Saturday Night Live
Memphis Grizzlies
Whole Foods
Chicken McNuggets
Foot Locker
Nvidia
Adobe
eBay
Zara
Seinfeld
Capital One
Miami Heat
Skechers
Ben & Jerry’s
Michael Kors
Honda Civic
The Sopranos
Dell
YouTube
Euro
Pinterest
Airbnb
Spotify
Reddit
PayPal
Yahoo
Expedia
Tommy Hilfiger
American Idol
Cisco
SpaceX
WhatsApp
Red Bull
Buffalo Wild Wings
Toyota Camry
Panera Bread
iPhone
Swiffer
Starburst
Chipotle
Chili’s
Five Guys
Lunchables
Monster Energy
Minnesota Timberwolves
Forever 21
Lululemon
Under Armour
Orlando Magic
Care Bears
Skittles
LinkedIn
Crocs
Febreze
Shake Shack
DoorDash
Android
Zoom
BlackBerry
He-Man
Beanie Babies
Reese’s Pieces
Dallas Mavericks
Wheel of Fortune
Bitcoin
TikTok
Blockbuster
The Simpsons
Harry Potter
Pixar
Jaws
ChatGPT
iPad
Xbox
AirPods
Walkman
Transformers
Game Boy
Beyoncé
Rubik’s Cube
Shark Tank
Rocky
Post-It Notes
People Magazine
MTV
Starbucks Latte
LeBron James
iPod
Microsoft Word
Lionel Messi
Hotmail
Friends
Sour Patch Kids
Victoria’s Secret
Hoka
Callaway Golf
Egg McMuffin
Cristiano Ronaldo
Family Feud
Fanatics
Toronto Raptors
Dairy Queen Blizzard
Tom Brady
Survivor
Mr. Beast
X-Files
Snapchat
New Orleans Pelicans
Super Mario Bros.
Back to the Future
DraftKings
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
The Oprah Winfrey Show
Mark Zuckerberg
Oklahoma City Thunder
Taylor Swift
Charlotte Hornets
South Park
Drake
Craigslist
Happy Meal
Minecraft
Uggs
Pokémon
emojis
3-point line
Honey Nut Cheerios
Baywatch
Wikipedia
IBM PC
Gmail
Fox News
CNN
Michael Jackson’s Thriller
Nintendo NES
Serena Williams
FanDuel
Oakley
CD
DVD
Grand Theft Auto
MySpace
Twitter
Advil
Air Jordan

[Brentford FC @BrentfordFC]

Scotland. Party. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Aaron Hickey helped Scotland to a 1-0 win over Haiti in their World Cup opener last night 👏

[Paulsy Hover @PaulHover]

Lunchtime fun with the birthday boy chatting about #WorldCup so far
Broski loved his England shirt #Itscominghome 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Charlie P Mullan @CharliePMullan]

Scotland’s Andy Robertson has found a hack to beat FIFA’s new throw-in countdown:

Get your team-mates in position before you pick the ball up, which starts the referee’s countdown.

Very smart 👏 👏 👏

#Robertson #HAISCO #Scotland

[Paulsy Hover @PaulHover]

👏🏻 ⬇️

[Tony Incenzo TV/Radio football reporter 🇮🇹 🇮🇪 @TonyIncenzo]

Lots of people are moaning about the kick off times for the World Cup. Unfortunately it is a world event so there are different time zones involved. But if you really want convenient kick off times, go along to actively support your local Non-League club at 3pm next season.

[Brentford FC @BrentfordFC]

A dream realised 💚💛

[NBA @NBA]

"AFTER 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE FINALLY NBA CHAMPIONS ONCE AGAIN!"

THE NEW YORK KNICKS WIN THEIR FIRST CHAMPIONSHIP SINCE 1973 🏆

[NBA @NBA]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆

New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!

[England @England]

Your #ThreeLions ready for the @FIFAWorldCup 🏆

[Underdog @Underdog]

Thierry Henry and Zlatan Ibrahimović juggle session

Class is permanent 😮‍�

[Paulsy Hover @PaulHover]

Terrible opening game of the #WorldCup2026
🇿🇦 and 🇲🇽 are poor teams, 🇨🇿 and 🇰🇷 will both feel they have a chance to top the group. Let’s hope the football gets better 😬

[Paulsy Hover @PaulHover]

#England will be lucky to avoid injury if the game continues like this

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

England 1 New Zealand 0. Report from Raymond James Stadium, Tampa. We learned exactly what? That Harry Kane is vital. Marcus Rashford is in the mood and in form (they go together). Elliot Anderson is class. Rio Ngumoha lovely on his debut - on the right (wrong) flank. And that Jude Bellingham has to start.

When Bellingham got off the coach, he was loudly cheered by 400+ England fans waiting. Only Kane got close to such a reception. When Bellingham ran out for the second half, and his name was announced, England fans amongst the 25,889 crowd again cheered loudly. Bellingham is appreciated because he makes things happen.

Thomas Tuchel has mainly favoured Morgan Rogers at 10. Tuchel sees Bellingham in training, can assess the blends of players and personalities, and what suits the team best. So it was good that Tuchel handed the armband to Bellingham when Kane went off at the break.

It shows that England’s head coach does trust Bellingham, that the 22-year-old – still only 22 – can embrace the responsibility. This was his 47th cap, he’s heading into his fourth tournament with England, Bellingham deserves Tuchel’s belief. 

Bellingham has to start for England. At 10. Coming on at the break, he immediately made a difference to the pace and focus of England's movement in the final third. Such clever movement, gliding stealthily into space. His touch and awareness of team-mates' positions allows him to pick them out first time. England will need that speed of ball progression.

Offers a goal threat, raiding the box or shooting, first one blocked, second one wide. His footwork and awareness around the box was again impressive, and Kane will surely benefit from being in tandem with Bellingham. Elite operators. For England to progress far at the World Cup, Bellingham has to start. #ENG #ENGNZ

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

Haaland, Ødegaard and the Norway national team just dropped one of the coldest team photos ever 😮‍💨🇳🇴

Before beginning their journey to the World Cup, Norway posed for a Viking-themed photoshoot in Oslo. 👏

[Brentford FC @BrentfordFC]

We have exercised the option in the contracts of Josh Dasilva, Rico Henry and Mathias Jensen to extend the long-serving trio’s respective stays until the end of the 2026/27 Premier League campaign ❤️🐝

[FPL Meerkat @FPLMeerkat]

Only thing I could think of during those pens is how the England boys did 😂

Rice, very good, happy if he took one
Eze, awful, don’t do a stutter if you can’t pull it off
Madueke? fought Chelsea players to take a meaningless one, lets a CB take ahead of him, no thank you

[Paulsy Hover @PaulHover]

TNT commentators were awful
English broadcast should be bias towards their countries combatant

[Sam Farley @FarleyWrites]

Normally a big fan of the TNT commentary team but it was dreadful tonight.

A degree of English bias is to be expected but some of the comments about PSG’s players/squad were totally wrong.

[Paulsy Hover @PaulHover]

Tuchel is all about the team spirit and bonding but this fella seems to be the bad apple!

[Djed Spence @DjedSpence]

👀🔓

[Paulsy Hover @PaulHover]

Arsenal did not deserve to lose that game tonight! Had the best chances and defended like dogs! PSG got lucky tonight and I cannot wait to see them all get humbled very soon #champi̇onsleaguefinal

[Paulsy Hover @PaulHover]

Adam Wharton best player on the pitch #ConferenceLeagueFinal