Pail

[1Kalwaysdroppin_ @Philly_ASA]

What pitches from Aaron Nola look like ⬇️

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

“If you want to hate America, watch the news. If you want to love America, drive through it”

~German World Cup fan

[MLB @MLB]

Cristopher Sánchez has been on a stellar run for the @Phillies 😤

He takes the mound again this afternoon!

(MLB x @SageUSAmerica)

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

. @Mr4thAndLong…I get that you have to make the story interesting…but using the word 'spaz out' knowing I only showed up to give the waiter my number to text me the check after you all were done doing hoe shit. You're saying I'm 45 minutes late..why would I want to be around that? I think you and I both know it's no secret that I could have spazzed out. One thing I made sure of is that I wasn't like any of you…I take pride in being a real stand up guy..I learned to speak up because I don’t want that to ever get confused again….

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Jhoan Duran, 101mph Fastball and 90mph Sweeper, Overlay. 😲

[Herd w/Colin Cowherd @TheHerd]

"I think this is a football team that can dominate both lines of scrimmage. That to me says the Dallas Cowboys are frontrunners to win their division."

@jasonrmcintyre and @markschlereth talk about the Cowboys' outlook for this season

[Jeff Kerr @JeffKerrPHL]

Christopher Sanchez -- in May

32.0 IP, 0 ER, 36 K, 3 BB, 0.00 ERA

#Phillies

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Cristopher Sanchez has been absolutely TORTURING Marcell Ozuna all game. 👀

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

Cristopher Sánchez of the @Phillies is the second MLB pitcher in the modern era to have a 3-start span with:

24.0+ innings pitched
30+ strikeouts
no more than 1 walk
0 runs allowed

The other was Clayton Kershaw in 2015.

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

41 YEARS AGO TODAY🐐
Michael Jordan won Rookie Of The Year after leading the NBA in TOTAL POINTS & the Bulls in PTS, REB, AST & 2nd in BLKS

MJ was also an All-Star Starter, All-NBA 2nd Team & 6th in MVP voting as a rookie

[Jeff Dye @JeffDye]

Well I don’t know if it was a joke of the night, but it was the one that was shared the most by all of my liberal friends.

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

We got a box here from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania and it belongs to one half of the longest rivalry in college football!

It's the Lehigh Mountain Hawks! What a great school with rich tradition and history!

Thank you Coach Nagy and @LehighFootball keep pounding the rock!!

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

until next season, Boston. 🤫

[RedWave Press @RedWavePress]

Bill Maher: “You need to hear that other side. You need to be checked. People need to be checked. Including your little girl.”

David Cross: “F*ck that b*tch. F*ck that little b*tch with her black friends and tr*ns friends and not even understanding.”

Bill Maher: “Tr*ns? Wait, [your daughter] has tr*ns friends in third grade?”

David Cross: “Yeah.”

Bill Maher: “They know they’re tr*ns in third grade?”

David Cross: “I think just turned 9 [years-old]… Just the coolest kid.”

Bill Maher: “[Is the child transitioning from] girl to boy?”

David Cross: “Girl to boy. And she has another very close friend who’s not in the school, but who’s boy to girl at 3 years old.”

Bill Maher: “A woman said, ‘I was what they called a tomboy. If I was alive now and acted the way I did then, that’s what they would have done to me.’”

David Cross: “Well, nobody’s doing this to her.”

Bill Maher: “Well, I don’t know.”

David Cross: “Literally nobody is doing this to her.”

Bill Maher: “How old?”

David Cross: “Either 8 or I think 9.”

Bill Maher: “Okay, then somebody is doing something because 8 or 9-year-olds can’t do anything on their own.”

David Cross: “No, they’re buying them boys' clothes.”

Bill Maher: “Well then, they’re doing something.”

David Cross: “Sure. Yes, you’re right. They’re buying them boys' clothes.”

Bill Maher: “And telling them you’re a boy now.”

David Cross: “No, no, they’re not telling them. They’re just agreeing with [the child].”

Bill Maher: “Agreeing with an 8-year-old. Because when has their judgment ever been off at 8?”

David Cross: “You knew you weren’t g*y, right?… It’s not different.”

Bill Maher: “It is different. Good luck with President Vance. Because, as I always say to my woke friends, we voted for the same person. You’re just why [Kamala Harris] lost and this is a case of that.”

David Cross: “Wait, what?”

Bill Maher: “We voted for the same person. You’re just why she lost. Because America hears this, and they’re going to go, ‘Bill’s right. 8-year-olds can’t really make decisions on their own like this.’ That’s what most people are going to say.”

“This is why we’re going to vote for JD Vance... That’s America in a nutshell.”

[Dan Rogers @DannyPhantom24]

The book on the Micah Parsons trade is officially closed.

Packers get:
Micah Parsons

Cowboys get:
Kenny Clark
Quinnen Williams
Malachi Lawrence
Devin Moore
LT Overton

*The Cowboys also gave up a 2nd rounder to get Quinnen and take on an increased annual cost of $7.5 million.

[Mad Dog Sports Radio @MadDogRadio]

"The Dallas Cowboys draft grade last night was an A++"

@AdamSchein says America's Team will make the playoffs next season after stealing future Hall of Famer Caleb Downs 🔥

[Green Light with Chris Long @greenlight]

Chris and DJ called Malachi Lawrence to the Cowboys!

[NFL Draft Files @NFL_DF]

Malachi Lawrence has the deepest pass rush bag of anybody in the 2026 NFL Draft

The Dallas Cowboys are having an A+ draft so far 💯

[Pail @PaulKauth]

https://t.co/1nC7DLoewo

[The Arena: Gridiron @ArenaGridiron]

.@LavonteDavid54 says his Buccaneers teams were never worried about Jalen Hurts 👀

"Jalen Hurts was never a guy we worried about. Our game plan was always their offensive line, stopping the run."