When you're laying on your death bed you'll realize just how unimportant things like money & materialistic possessions are. When all is said & done, you'll realize what truly matters in life is how many likes you were able to accumulate & how many Tiktok followers you have
The year is 2022. You’re in a nightclub. For some reason, the Crazy Frog™ theme plays. You’re thankful the pandemic’s winding down, but you worry how we got here
People: man I wish I could simulate the experience of a parole officer randomly asking me where I am and what I’m doing
BeReal devs: alright hear me out
Me: I am striving in my career by moving from national tv show, to cap city social, to national social strategy
Actually me: I am going to put the ABC lissajous on these photos of a chicken standing on a pool floatie in a dam because that is what is requested of me sometimes