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[nwolisap @Paulpan12]

I'LL NEVER BE BROKE IN MY LIFE
01/01/2026🔐

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

“Nigerians, too much thinking does not cause high blood pressure”

— Nurse lists the main causes of high blood pressure

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

No go find work. Stupid foolish idiot!

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“Peter Obi can never become president, Igbo can never become president. They should kick him out of the presidential race and leave Tinubu and Atiku. Even if he wins, we and our oga will take money and make sure he doesn’t enter Aso rock. He’s m@d”

Nigerian police officer says😳🙆🏼‍♂️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo: “The missions now are two: winning the Nations League and reaching 1000 career goals”.

[Uche @WIZEINTHEBEAT]

BREAKING‼️I am not interested in being president of Nigeria. I won’t go into politics, it’s too dirty. Nigerians also don’t like intelligent people like me. But I’m willing to serve my country in my own capacity..

——- Ngozi Okonjo- Iweala

[DATAWITHLOVEDAY @Stunnarrrr_]

Confidence so high, I know I'll be posting God did before this year ends.

[_Kangchi_😎 @_Kangchi_8]

So if government finds crude oil in my house, na them get am, but if them find Igbo, na me get am? 😂

[MR FOWOSERE @MrFowosereNG]

His wife will think because she’s cooking and cleaning and bathing kids the man is useless, after all it’s “ordinary providing”that men do.

[Lydia Taylor Davis @lydiataydavis]

A pregnant woman on death row can't be executed until her baby is born because the law recognizes her preborn child is innocent.

So why is abortion legal?

[sheku. 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @shekuwow]

Just found out my coworker has colon cancer stage 3.

She’s fucking 25 dude.

Fuck cancer. This shit just broke me.

[아두라💞💜 @Aduradara61049]

Men are handling their own lives by themselves, but you rarely hear a man brag about being an “independent man.”

[BIG D.C🦅 @tourwithjosh1]

DATING sucks for MEN nowadays. You gotta CHASE a woman, prove yourself, spend MONEY. just to earn the privilege of PAYING HER BILLS.

[CODED @IJCoded]

You didn’t see this by mistake, I pray something finally works out for you. You deserve a win.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

The moment a lady surprised a driver who picked her up at the airport with cash.

[A'isha 🥰💎 @Bibitayo25]

See what Peller did when he was asked who is his favourite Africa musician at Kamo Premiere 😂😂😂

[Samuel Ugochukwu Odimegwu @sammy_odims]

3 in a row -NO.

https://t.co/MQeuPe2hYS

[Rita Sunshine @1RitaSunshine]

I'm begging again, plz help me retweet 🙏😞

[Newton🇳🇬🇦🇷🇪🇸 @Skarich20]

More pussy for us fellas. 😂❤️

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

The best life is one you actually enjoy, not one you perform for others.

[X Tera ✞ @XTeradtbq]

Never let them know your next step

Watch this till end😆