Paul T Eyres

Comedian, Comedy actor and Writer. I spend a lot of time in cafes.

[J-L Cauvin @JLCauvin]

@realDonaldTrump STOP PICKING ON PRESIDENT TRUMP! HE EXPLAINS IN HIS OWN VOICE WHY HE CALLED IT HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY RIGHT HERE!

[Ryan Carrington 🍉 @RyanCarrington_]

Is Ant Middleton an Idiot? Yes.
Is Peep Show, Life? Yes.
Did I need to make this? Also yes.
#AntMiddleton #Covid_19 #peepshow

[Mad Hatter Productions @_MadHatterMH]

Very proud to have won 3 Paulie awards in the Colchester Gazette! What a nice way to round off 2018, we’re very excited for the new year! 🎩

[@[email protected] @mrchrisaddison]

Got it. And who’s in the coffin?

[Brexit Comedy @BrexitComedy]

MAY TO FIX HOLES IN BREXIT DEAL
#Brexit #Irishborder #brexiteer #backstop #DUP #NorthernIreland

[Paul T Eyres @PaulTComedy]

You know that thing where you try a yoga class and find yourself developing a little crush on the yoga teacher? And then she gets to see just how unco-ordinated you are.

[Nick Doody @NickDoody]

What the hell is this, Lidl?

[Brexit Comedy @BrexitComedy]

GOVERNMENT RELEASES LATEST ''NO DEAL'' PLANNING PAPERS:
#brexit #breakingnews #nodeal #dealornodeal

[Paul T Eyres @PaulTComedy]

I'm doing the jokes at the Walnut Tree in Maidstone tonight, 9pm, come!

[DJ Fresh @DJFreshUK]

That moment when one of the biggest record labels in the world sends you a royalty cheque for £200 after chasing them for four years but the publishers sent you a statement showing that they've made half a million dollars on it

[BBC Comedy @bbccomedy]

RIP dear Barry Chuckle. Here's to you. ❤️

[BBC Comedy @bbccomedy]

When you so woke, you asleep. 😜

[LeBron James @KingJames]

U bum @StephenCurry30 already said he ain't going! So therefore ain't no invite. Going to White House was a great honor until you showed up!

[Succubus Magazine @succubus_mag]

Man gives girlfriend promise ring to confirm his commitment to avoiding engagement: https://t.co/Sz6b1YlcKD

[Laughing Chili Entertainment @LaughingChiliUK]

Windsor fun this Friday with 4 hilarious comedians. Come to @MacdonaldHotels for laughs galore! Tickets at https://t.co/WXBy0mBbRz #Windsor #Comedy @ComedyRTGrp @windsorobserver @BerkshireLife

[Francis Foster @francisjfoster]

Getting bombarded by all these unwanted GDPR emails makes me understand what women go through every time they enter a nightclub.
#GDPR #gdprjokes #GDPRcompliance

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Brexiters are currently:
1) Still convinced that there is a brilliant but as yet completely unspecified deal to be struck and...
2) Furious that Remainers haven't worked out & explained what the deal will be.

[DJ Marky @djmarky]

Hey, fellas. Check it out the @oliverferrerbr debut at @Innerground with the tracks "True Love" & "Looking For Someone"

LISTEN: https://t.co/zxBVewZ1Qz
BUY: https://t.co/ERPYqyYHmz

[MUCH LAUGHTER (Standing Up for FASD ) @MUCHLAUGHTER25]

An excellent night at Fort Luton. Many thanks to the comedians @comedyLeo @jesterjacobs @harry_garland @DannyGarnell @PaulTComedy & Russell Hicks.
Everyone enjoyed it greatly