Paul Underdown

Use this thing intermittently, usually to ramble and complain about idiotic statements from politicians.

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@crimp_it @HarryZippyAx They do celebrate like this every win (West Ham I mean), he just hasn't got a long enough memory to remember that far back.

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@martinkelner Bobby Moore, Alf Garnett, Danny Dyer, that annoying git who says Bosh from The Apprentice, your boys took a hell of a beating

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@RhonddaBryant It used to really bother me, but I have just learnt to accept it, and now I couldn't care fewer.

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Charlton getting mentioned in the Paul Heaton concert just makes it even better!

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Paul Heaton night on BBC2 - quite happy to have a singalong, not sure my neighbours will be quite so keen.

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Unlucky West Falklands, North Gibraltar were just too good for you.

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@crimp_it @Goodenuff1972 Haha, yes, I remember that! Wouldn't rate my chances of managing it now!

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@martinkelner @talkSPORT Carry On Don't Lose Your Bread

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@martinkelner @talkSPORT Victoria Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie

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@martinkelner @talkSPORT Anything starring Rhino Neal

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@martinkelner @talkSPORT Donkey Hotay

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@martinkelner @talkSPORT Anything starring Edward Goodwood

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@martinkelner @talkSPORT Frankel-Stein

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@martinkelner @talkSPORT Red Rum & Dumber

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@martinkelner @talkSPORT Howard the Duckula

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@martinkelner @talkSPORT Mutiny on the Count-y

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@martinkelner @talkSPORT The Divorce Whisperer

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@martinkelner @talkSPORT No Country For Old Hen Night

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@martinkelner @talkSPORT Anything starring David Hasselback

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@martinkelner @talkSPORT Mrs Maris Goes to Paris