Paul-Michael

we'll bite like sharks, we'll fight like dogs.

[Paul-Michael @PaulWharton95]

"As long as you're alright"

[Paul-Michael @PaulWharton95]

Someone hire me. Sick of having no money! Applied for countless jobs & no reply? Whats wrong with me, im sick af.

[Paul-Michael @PaulWharton95]

All i have heard today is "men are stupid" i'm dumb as fuck by choice brah. Don't diss my gender. Hitler was smart af

[Paul-Michael @PaulWharton95]

Quite night in with my sweetheart, listening to Billie holiday :)

[Paul-Michael @PaulWharton95]

Woke up with morning half asleep and made a joke "where did you put the chess board? - I dunno go check mate" lol why am i so funny #mess

[Paul-Michael @PaulWharton95]

The doctors in driff are useless..

[Paul-Michael @PaulWharton95]

I really wanna cook my friend a meal to show off my wicked skills in the kitchen #pukkaeats

[Paul-Michael @PaulWharton95]

I love my dog so much

[Paul-Michael @PaulWharton95]

Some cunt just shared a video of a bear getting hit by a car. Didn't expect it. Now im sad.

[Paul-Michael @PaulWharton95]

You know what they say childhood trauma creates character #ededdneddy

[Paul-Michael @PaulWharton95]

I actually love my dog

[Paul-Michael @PaulWharton95]

Being ill & having withdrawals is the worst feeling. #hot&cold

[Paul-Michael @PaulWharton95]

Hearing the words "don't worry" make me worry 1074274538x more

[Paul-Michael @PaulWharton95]

Gotta watch out for everyone now-a-days. Skeevers everywhere.

[Paul-Michael @PaulWharton95]

I really want to go to a gig and just dance my little A cups off

[Paul-Michael @PaulWharton95]

The worst thing about getting a new tattoo is forgetting about it and then knocking it or catching it on something #ouch

[Paul-Michael @PaulWharton95]

Oh i member

[Paul-Michael @PaulWharton95]

Never associate with people who take their problems & mood out on you.

[Paul-Michael @PaulWharton95]

Makes me laugh that people are beating up clowns cause they're scared haha!

[Paul-Michael @PaulWharton95]

Alcohol fucks up everything