Chris [罗森] Lawson

I'm Chris, an embedded systems engineer. 我会说一点汉语,可是我说的不好. 中国加油!

[Chris [罗森] Lawson @PausingReality]

“My name is Legion, for we are many.”

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

It’s really cool how they found a way to include all 3 hosts in the World Cup Final:
🇺🇸 Stadium in New Jersey
🇨🇦 Noxious smoke from Canadian wildfires
🇲🇽 Explosive diarrhea parasite from Mexico

[Chris [罗森] Lawson @PausingReality]

@status_is_down They eventually got it going again! 🎉

[Chris [罗森] Lawson @PausingReality]

@status_is_down The system came up for a minute, but then went back down. 😂

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

BREAKING: FIFA has cleared the way for U.S. star Folarin Balogun to play in the USA's round of 16 match vs Belgium on Monday, confirmed by FOX Sports' @ByDougMcIntyre and @MelissaMOrtiz

https://t.co/eAJEpu9L5l

[F.O.L.A @folaoftech]

Your friend has been spending way too much time with AI. 😂

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Edward Norton talking to himself at the USA-Türkiye game 😅

[Chris [罗森] Lawson @PausingReality]

@AsianAdidasGirl @jasperdircx @AlexiLalas Handball on Ream. The VAR angles weren’t great. I never saw the ball hit his hand. But watching it again it looks like the ball changes direction. So it probably hit him.

[Chris [罗森] Lawson @PausingReality]

@AsianAdidasGirl @AlexiLalas Nope. Didn’t look like it touched his arm.

[Alexi Lalas @AlexiLalas]

Everyone watching #USAvBEL is checking their TV. WTF. Looks like 22 players on the field all on the same team. Stop the game, go change…and bring back the electric guitar guy.

[Chris [罗森] Lawson @PausingReality]

@KC0BHJ Me too. I was driving so didn’t feel anything.

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

@HuffPost Go fuck yourself

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

Just in case Gen Z is trying to understand what happened today:

Claude was mogging OpenAI for weeks. Then this gymcel dev ships Clawdbot which was the fastest growing OSS thing ever, absolute looksmax for the whole ecosystem.

Anthropic tries to dairygoon him with legal. Dev renames to OpenClaw. OpenAI slides in like a foid-pulling Chad with acquisition interest. OpenClaw gets acquired by OpenAI.

Now Anthropic is getting jestergooned by the entire timeline and OpenAI is gigamaxing off their fumble.

Anthropic could've just let him cook. Instead they went full moid and got outframed by the jestermaxxers at OpenAI.

[Mike Tyson @MikeTyson]

The most important fight of my life isn’t in the ring.

I’m not fighting for a belt. I’m fighting for our health. 

Processed foods are killing us. We have been lied to and we need to eat real food again.

[Jatin K Malik @jatinkrmalik]

The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been built, powered by infrastructure that may never appear, to satisfy demand that does not actually exist and to obtain profit that is mathematically impossible.

[Chris [罗森] Lawson @PausingReality]

@Mrcryptoxwhale @NoLimitGains @grok done

[GameStop @gamestop]

$4 in store credit

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people.

Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist and nearly met Jesus.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Marco Rubio finding out he’s now the starting quarterback for the Green Bay Packer’s opening playoff game against the Chicago Bears this weekend