Caprimoon

Journal

[Negan.pkl @alase_ayorinde]

As dem deliver my work laptop

First thing i go terminal type ‘sudo pmset disablesleep 1’

The laptop don know say no be joke😅

[Ayo-Elesho @Ayoelesho]

The sacrifices of a man are called ‘romantic gestures’. The sacrifices of a woman are tagged ‘slavery’.

[Deelulu @yappadoodledee]

Sometimes I wish I were an astronaut so that anytime I’m fed up I’ll just disappear into space…. Literally.

[dolapo @gammalin20]

have some sexual discipline or you'll be in trouble soon👍🏾

[W😝 @bignuws]

I’ll actually take the bait and rage if you ragebait me.

[Lil Ace🌴 @Lil_Ace9]

E get steps wey I tear for bedroom just now, only me no fit witness am

I gats steal bread tomorrow to gather more audience

[Deelulu @yappadoodledee]

Is it possible to get a banger post with this current algorithm?

[Michellee. @_HERMichelle]

“Wetin you Dey think though ?”
A lot g 🫩

[_notyourJay @Only1Leanboi]

Make all of us just de Waco de go

[zabalazoo palash @mayeshimself]

I wish one day everybody gets to experience love with someone’s that comfortable and would just love you whether you’re broke, short or daft. For who you are.

[Caprimoon @PavCaprimoon]

weather app reports for nigeria na nonsense sha

[Deelulu @yappadoodledee]

If you were Nikita for a day, what would you change about this app?

[Elena 💕 @Elenabardyf]

Can isolating yourself improve your quality of life, or does it slowly make things worse?

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

imagine throwing shade and i don't see it because i don't give a fuck about you

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

The plan na to stay abroad pray for Nigeria

[Deelulu @yappadoodledee]

Unrelated but whenever yall type this I always read it as Whore Members 💀😔

[Iyin😎 @O_ladele]

Engineering solutions when all the Engineers are writing ICAN.

Omi lo ma gbe gbogbo yin lo😀

[Tiana 🎀 @Tinahub26]

If I swallow a magnet, will I become attractive?
🥺

[𝑨𝒚𝒐 x 𝑮𝒂𝒅𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒖𝒃 @arrakunrin]

E get some kain things wey you no go fit do with your money if you grinded hard for it.

After I don sell like 10 phones this week, make I come carry ₦50,000-₦100,000 go spray for club 😂