Paw F Tompkins

[Paw F Tompkins @PawFTompkins]

getting ready for @PFTompkins' show in Brooklyn by staring menacingly out the window for no discernible reason

[Paw F Tompkins @PawFTompkins]

I'm gonna lick @PFTompkins just like I lick dirt and other impurities out of my finely trimmed fur

[Paw F Tompkins @PawFTompkins]

I'm the real @PaulFTompkins and that is...OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, STRING!

[Paw F Tompkins @PawFTompkins]

@wolfboy74 compared me to Behemoth from Master and Margarita. how dare you! the only thing my appearance foretells is hilarity!

[Paw F Tompkins @PawFTompkins]

I would weigh in further on who's the real @PaulFTompkins but I have to go violently attack a Venetian blind cord

[Paw F Tompkins @PawFTompkins]

@PFTompkins I'm real one! just check out my stylish outfit and my perfectly formed hairballs!

[Paw F Tompkins @PawFTompkins]

forget cake vs. pie, how about dry vs. wet food, am i right, people?