I know damn well I am not watching an AI music video of a man who has passed whose label wouldn’t let him release music while he was living. I just know that is not what I’m witnessing.
Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."
You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."
Since Spirit Airlines began service in 1992, they never had a fatal crash. They're closing down with a perfect record.
Every Spirit flight that ever took off landed safely.
Lmao I told y’all.
Even if you’ve never bought a ticket for a Spirit flight in your life you’ve benefited from the company’s existence.
That’s why a federal judge blocked the merger between them and Jet Blue.