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[Pawò @illxgally]

Omo woman no actually get problem o

[bigbird✬🇫🇷 @terrificprodigy]

I agree but walahi dem dey come

[wande @blaccmajek]

Imagine being 1–0 down in the 92nd minute and thinking you’re above Ronaldo in the penalty order. This is the person you want portugal to go far with? Competing with someone that’s clearly levels above him.

[𝑻• @tahyvr_]

😂😂😂

[Momzie ⁴🇿🇦🇪🇸🇦🇷 @Momelezi13_]

I checked this stat for Qatar 2022 quarterfinalists and🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you can’t help but laugh

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 How often do teams playing in World Cup quarterfinals get booked:

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England - Card per every 7 fouls
🇲🇦 Morocco - Card per every 9,8 fouls
🇧🇪 Belgium - Card per every 10 fouls
🇨🇭 Switzerland - Card per every 11,5 fouls
🇫🇷 France - Card per every 12,2 fouls
🇳🇴 Norway - Card per every 13,6 fouls
🇪🇸 Spain - Card per every 17,5 fouls
🇦🇷 Argentina - Card per every 22 fouls

[TC @totalcristiano]

FIFA have different rules for different nations. One nation can get a whole red card wiped whilst another can’t even remove a yellow card.

Infantino has ruined the game we know.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Erling Haaland has touched the family of a six-year-old boy who tragically died in a traffic accident.

Erling Haaland and his parents sent the boy's parents a signed National team Shirt and a handwritten letter after learning that Haaland was the child's biggest idol.

The letter reads:

"Dear parents, Mathias and Tiril,

Our deepest condolences and sympathy to all of you following the passing of Dennis.

As parents and siblings ourselves, it is impossible for us to truly imagine what you are going through, but please know that our warm thoughts are with you during this very difficult time.

We have understood that Dennis loved football. That is why we wanted to send this to you.

Kind regards,

Erling Haaland
The Haaland family ❤️

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 BREAKING: France’s appeal to rescind Michael Olise’s yellow card against Paraguay has been rejected by FIFA.

He will be SUSPENDED for a potential semifinal if he's booked against Morocco.

[Andeta🇫🇷 @ba6ern]

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[Muhammad Butt @muhammadbutt]

there’s literally a player as big and strong as Haaland IN THE SAME TEAM AS HIM and he’s not even half the player Haaland is because size is not what makes Haaland so lethal!

[ajay @1meajay]

my love language na make you no dey bill me

[Biggest Mack @Big_Mck]

We are learning this week from a UK politician that being a political party chairman does not make you politically active.

Laila Cunningham’s attempt to defend Nigel Farage’s “bribery” scandal, once again, shows that African politicians are still toddlers in political rascality when compared to their Western counterparts.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

So by implication, the one with ‘lesser money’ is meant to do the chasing, right ?

I’m afraid ‘Men nowadays’ are right on track then.

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Erling Haaland’s Instagram following compared to London’s ‘Big Six’ clubs 😲📲

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

"One is hard work, one is talent”

If bench press and 60kg dumbbells fit do this like my strength is my power win ballon dor

[SMALLIE @the_smallie]

Which other entertainment una want wey we never give una 😂😂😂

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

At least N100m supposed slap her account.

[WOM98 @WOM_98]

Norway going this far should be enough for Haaland to win a ballon d'or. I feel like this is the perfect time, his pr is at an all time peak, he is performing at the highest levels carrying the Norway team.

[Shade @ShadeMCI]

A midfield consisting of Rodri alone is better than this lmfao