Payton

Dallas Based Photographer Coffee Addict Occasionally Funny

[Payton @PaytonCTuttle]

Hey girl, you know what Krispy Kream and I have in common?

We’re both hot and ready

[Robinhood @RobinhoodApp]

Let the people trade.

[Payton @PaytonCTuttle]

may we never forget

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It’s Independence Day so here is a photo of my favorite national treasure

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people still believe birds are real... smh
the incredibles taught us better than that

[Payton @PaytonCTuttle]

texans are from texas
vegans are from vegas
can’t convince me otherwise

[abdul 🌌📷 @Advil]

please don’t offer me money for my username unless you’re confident you can outbid a $54 billion pharmaceutical company. thanks love u.

[Payton @PaytonCTuttle]

@sam1porter 4 real?

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IYKYK

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animusic ran so daft punk could walk

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gonna do some emotional distancing to complement my social distancing

[Payton @PaytonCTuttle]

if only we named COVID-19 like some godawful sequel movie like Flu 2: Electric Boogaloo, then maybe we’d have some toilet paper

[Dime Store Adventures @10CentAdvents]

Doing No Delete December, you gotta find other ways to fix your mistakes besides taking the cowards way out

[Payton @PaytonCTuttle]

love this girl

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they say white people dont have culture, but last time I checked we have avocado toast and not vaccinating our kids

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dating is just a mutual form of dibs

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got hopes as high as my blood pressure

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@myrhyhand @jordieleighrulo No cop. No stop.

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It’s Independence Day so here is a photo of my favorite national treasure

[Payton @PaytonCTuttle]

A year ago today, @nathandavidson_ made the most accurate movie prediction of all time

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@HudsonFreeman @nathandavidson_ “I’m worried that The Incredibles 2 won’t live up to the greatness that is The Incredibles.” -Nathan Davidson

[Payton @PaytonCTuttle]

you can call me yogurt

cause I’m white and cultured

[Payton @PaytonCTuttle]

“God hears all our prayers”

I get all my emails, but some go straight to the spam folder